Caption competition

[antipodean alligator]

Flex rides

OK Bloggs, this is your last flex ride before your GF retest.....

You'll note that the runway here has been specially designed to cater for your patent inability to compensate for power via use of the rudder during takeoff!

[Go Smoke]

Here we see phase one of the New Labour London orbital airfield.
The scheme is intended to supercede the failed 'park and ride' initiative.

[Kolibear]

Is it my imagination, or is there a guy level with the left wingtip, watering the hedge?

And no, thats not a caption

[Danza]

"Er, do we fly on the left or the right in this counrty? ...."

[ACW599]

Bloggs was a little surprised to encounter relativistic space-time curvature so soon after take-off. Adding the dilithium warp engines had clearly transformed the performance of his humble taildragger.

John

[Milt]

" Did you see where the rest of the field went ?"

[Mr C Hinecap]

The white line painters had been to the pub again.

[Beeayeate]

Efforts = good so far.

Looking for succinct and pithy. Keep it going troops.

Will close bidding on Sunday evening around 21:00ish to allow A N Other to get a new one in for next week.

[Milt]

"Would you check those GPS co-ordinates again."

[adr]

(1) "Stop whinging, pilot. You'll soon be asking us to believe that runways in your country are built like roads!"

(2) Another Thursday spent doing circuits.

adr

[ACW599]

Nice take-off, Bloggs, but why aren't you co-ordinating aileron and rudder for the initial turn? And don't forget -- for the nav bit, it's CDMVT.

John

[Milt]

"Didn't the tower tell us to do a left hand circuit ?"

[airborne_artist]

"But I thought you said IFR stood for I Fly on Racecourses?"

[Incipient Sinner]

"On glideslope, on glidepath... correcting nicely."

[dazbo]

Hey Carlos - is your bag leaking?!!

.....If that Beagle follows the line it will be as high as President Tony's opinion of himself......

[Milt]

"Now it's time to make up your mind. Jockey or Pilot ?"

[ShyTorque]

"Mr. Louis Braille today tried out his proposed blind flying navigation system. The experiment later failed when he dropped his white stick"

[Trumpet_trousers]

"I wouldn't be so smug about having cracked the take-off just yet, Bloggs...you've still got to clear the gap between the hedge and the powerline, and then get over the pylons in the distance!"

[cargosales]

Fred had always suspected that the budget for airfield maintenance was a tadge on the low side

[Slow Roll]

Early efforts to develop a constant QDM for runways close to the poles produced some interesting results