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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 09:33   #12701 (permalink)
 
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Oooooh.... that's gotta hurt! Twice in a row
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 09:55   #12702 (permalink)
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Thanks Coff!

Don't think we've done this one before:

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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 10:05   #12703 (permalink)
 
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CAS Sketches out future of the RAF in the British armed services, the Missing page 2 legend states

Brown... Transferred to the Army
Dark Blue... Transferred to The Royal Navy
Green... To remain under Army Control
Combined Brown / Dark Blue... Transferred to the all new Multi Service Army / Royal Navy rotary wing.
Combined Brown / Green... Future ground based mobile assets to come under Army Control
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 10:09   #12704 (permalink)
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The Sun leaks the latest MOD battle plans
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 10:11   #12705 (permalink)
 
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The RAF Club has finally agreed the design for its new £500,000 stained glass window.
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 10:37   #12706 (permalink)
 
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Dulux unvels their new "3 shades of sh1te" military range.

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The MOD were taking the government sponsored work experience scheme very seriously..............
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 10:54   #12707 (permalink)

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Having come second yet again, Nutloose determines his future & that of his fellow, ungrateful, Prooners!
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 11:28   #12708 (permalink)
 
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For the Queen's Platinum Jubilee, Damien Hirst is commissioned to capture the entire UK Armed Forces. The work is entitled:

"The physical impossibility of strategic thought in the mind of a modern politician."

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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 11:36   #12709 (permalink)

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Banksy goes back to his roots...
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 11:43   #12710 (permalink)
 
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You see, Sir, even a five-year-old can see we need MPAs.

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CAS: "Five aircraft for every tank or ship; That's what I call a Defence Review!"
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 12:25   #12711 (permalink)
 
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Fg. Off. Bloggs adopts recognised best practice when undertaking his first Tactical Brief involving multiple theater assets when briefing the Land Force Commander … that is … “pitch your brief appropriately to ensure maximum comprehension/understanding by your audience”
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 12:26   #12712 (permalink)
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"And the following graphic Minister shows how with a much larger Air Force we can manage without the Royal Navy". "The Army will be smaller than the Air Force too."
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 15:17   #12713 (permalink)
 
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Breaking News:

The Defense Minister is not commenting on the newest addition to his office, an art work titled "Honoring our Hero's" which was purchased at his direction for 1,000,000 pounds.
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 15:21   #12714 (permalink)
 
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Congratulations Mr Scroggins, we have assessed your RAF evaluation test paper and i am pleased to tell you we can offer you a position in the RAF Queens Colouring Squadron as an RAF Regiment Gunner.



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Having come second yet again, Nutloose determines his future & that of his fellow, ungrateful, Prooners!

Not true, I was third the time before last, so I have moved up one place, where as you have dropped one..... Thought I could smell something..

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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 16:50   #12715 (permalink)
 
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More MOD planning documents found on train.
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 17:58   #12716 (permalink)
 
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Little Tommy was gutted when teacher told him that he would have to redo his picture, as the Pumas he had struggled to draw would soon be chopped.
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Old 22nd Feb 2012, 20:39   #12717 (permalink)
 
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"Right, this diagram depicts the deconfliction plan - tanks not to go higher than three feet, helicopters up to two hundred and jets above. The Stanley Steamer is there to confuse the enemy in case this falls into the wrong hands."
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"Hoskins....I know you were told to prepare a Brief for the Army but are you sure this is not just a bit too complicated for them?"
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Old 23rd Feb 2012, 00:21   #12719 (permalink)

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Demystifying Force Multiplier for Politicians.
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Old 23rd Feb 2012, 08:37   #12720 (permalink)
 
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"Listen soldier - your map is upside down and they've got GPS. Now turn around and follow them!"
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