Caption competition

[Surplus]

Cap'n Riker, she cannae take much more.

[CoffmanStarter]

Hoskins, Jones ... you're going to need to "flap" harder if we're to get this bucket of rivets off the ground.

[Roadster280]

Drunken joyriding on the SWO's pride and joy was going to cost them dearly...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Defence cuts meant 66 (AD) course had to do their Practice Intercepts on traction engines, although it did make the Supersonics a lot easier.

[NutLoose]

"we are never going to get up any speed if you two keep sticking your arms out as airbrakes."

[NutLoose]

Redundant Nimrod crews dispondant at their new mounts soon cheered up when they realised they had facilities onboard for a constant supply of hot pies.

[Buster Hyman]

Guy front left: "Right. Water's boiled...who wants a cuppa?"

[ACW599]

"Get on to MT Control immediately, Hoskins, and tell them we want something better for a crew bus".

[EyesFront]

As the date of the first Grand Prix of 2012 approached, some teams were still struggling to understand the aerodynamics of their car, and decided that they needed more engineers to study the problem

[Rather be Gardening]

Alex Salmond decides not to tell the rest of the SNP just yet that while they now had ownership of the trainset, so to speak, there wasn't a lot of it.

[EyesFront]

After the England full-back gifted the opposition a couple of soft tries on Saturday, new coach Stuart Lancaster decide that a change of sponsored car would send the appropriate disciplinary message

[NutLoose]

Ahh.. the smell of Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... ahh arrhhhhh arrrghhhhh arrrrgggghhhhh, Sh*t that's hot..

[SteveCox]

Due to budget cuts the passing out parade flypast at Cranwell was going to be even lower and slower than normal

[Rigga]

"Oh dear" said the captain.

"Forgot to check the crew list before we set off ....too many Nav's again!"

[Runaway Gun]

"Feel those V squares hitting against your open palm boys? That's the famous Two knot breast!"

[Krystal n chips]

The Shackleton O.C.U. was noted for it's innovative simulator training....

or

Sadly, when M.o.D Procurement placed an order with F. Dibnah Transport they missed the vehicle spec in the small print...

[Oceanz]

Last call for entries...

[Buster Hyman]

The "Scrap & Buy back" scheme for the HMS Ark Royal was disappointing.

[Oceanz]

This judging business is harder than one thinks, however:

Third:

CoffManStarter
Yep ... variable noise f**k all thrust !

Runner-up (though at the speed of the Foden that doesn't require much running):

Roadster280
Drunken joyriding on the SWO's pride and joy was going to cost them dearly..

Winning this round:

Toptobottom
"Right, hold tight lads - I'm just turning up the turbo half a notch..."

[saville]

My Painting recently sent and received by Mr Michael O'Leary to be auctioned charity