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Ahh yes, two for a high tea, we have reserved your window seats on the 11th floor.
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Welcome Gentlemen, Your celebrity chef will be right out to welcome you to his restaurant, he is just whipping up a pulonium souffle for you both.
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Are you the real one?
No, I am a clone, what about you?
Nope I am a clone too.
Ha, you do realise they will make a movie about us, I can see it now... Attack of the Clones.
No, I am a clone, what about you?
Nope I am a clone too.
Ha, you do realise they will make a movie about us, I can see it now... Attack of the Clones.
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I will send my tailor to see you, that thong must be squeezing your pips to give you such a high voice.
Thinks (both): “What’s that pong?”
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Of course that should have read "...see you early-mid-next-weeks..." Carry on!
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A bit of advice Putin, you should try lifts in your shoes...
Lifts?... never, I like to stay on the ground floor thank you.
Lifts?... never, I like to stay on the ground floor thank you.
Think bubble over Putin.
You think that is a fart ? Standby for one of my patented silent but deadly farts !
You think that is a fart ? Standby for one of my patented silent but deadly farts !
So Adolf, looks like all those years hiding in those forests in Brazil hasn't done you any harm!
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Hey up Vlad, look, here comes Buster... quick, bums against the wall time.
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Well something is buzzing, it sounds like one of my mistresses toys Vlad
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Black suit Vlad, are you going to a funeral?
Yes... erm didn't you get the memo? Ahhh I forget, you were not on the circulation list, simply in the subject matter.
Yes... erm didn't you get the memo? Ahhh I forget, you were not on the circulation list, simply in the subject matter.
P: There are always naysayers, but we're following a fool-proof plan we've been perfecting for decades. In fact, we've just reached the final stage: destroy your opponent's silos.
L: Are you sure it reads from bottom to top?
L: Are you sure it reads from bottom to top?
I 'm with stupid !
As Russia took to leaning on Belarus for support
Putin gently nudged Lucky towards the open window off stage right....