"Rules of Thumb"

[Rogaine addict]

Don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck.

[Capt H Peacock]

- If you want to know whether a manager's lying, check to see if his lips are moving.

- If you think everythings alright, you've overlooked something.

- If you see a red and white jet you should assume three things:
The pilot doesn't know where he is
He doesn't know what he's doing
He doesn't know what he's going to do next

- A wise man thinks twice before saying nothing.

- Confucious he say, man who piss in own shoe not stay warm for long

Always have a back up plan, plan for the worst and hope for the best.

[Don D Cake]

If you took the petrol tanks off all the motorbikes in the UK and laid them end to end, the bikes wouldn't work

[kabz]

"If your hat blows off, its too windy to fly. "


Not in gliders...

[3 putt]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Coriolis]

While the defect may sometimes be cured after the first fix, it's hardly ever cured before the last fix...unless the last fix broke it again.

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Ground tested, no fault found

[Coriolis]

While it may be true that there are more than twice the number of engine failures/shut downs on twins than on singles, it's certainly true that twin pilot aircraft suffer many more than double the snags of a lone driver ('ere, are you sure this works like that/nah, it's like this/really/yeah/oh **** , it just broke/must have been like it when we left/yeah, bloody slack engineers...)

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Ground tested, no fault found

[standbyils]

"If it floats flies or #ucks it costs a fortune."

[2Donkeys]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">If it floats flies or #ucks... </font>

... it is cheaper to rent it by the hour