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Originally Posted by sixchannel
(Post 10472376)
I believe that DID happen in recentish time.
https://www.facebook.com/The-Walter-Mitty-Hunters-Club-HQ-315222931946839/#_=_ |
That's one option for filling our time post Jason, the other would be to start an airline of our own. After all, how hard could it be? Trust me, it’s much harder than it looks, as the Boy Wonder is finding out... |
"Dear Mr Unworth,
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Originally Posted by flyandski
(Post 10472096)
All,
In all seriousness, we need to think of what to occupy our time once this is finished. There was a time in my life (like, two weeks ago) when 7ason wasn’t in my life and I was happy. His eventual leaving fills me with dread. I am not ready to go back to reading my book which lay untouched since 7ason came into my life, I used to look at Instagram, read articles, do my hobby - and even talk to the wife in my evenings. I have become thoroughly obsessed with that lunatic (oh the irony if I go insane over this). |
G-ARZG you've spelt this gentleman's name wrong ... it's Mr Unworthy.
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JU is on finals, prepare for a hard landing.
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Bail
Originally Posted by hiflymk3
(Post 10472964)
JU is on finals, prepare for a hard landing.
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JU is on finals, prepare for a hard landing. I'm going to guess: 1. The Indian Government 2. The Indian banks 3. The Indian press 4. The Liberal Democrats 5. Donald Tusk 6. Us 7. The Dagenham Girl Pipers 8. Indigo airlines 9. His detractors on Tw!tter, LI, Instagr@m 10. Mr Doherty, formerly of Monarch Engineering 11. Those nasty AerCap people 12. Ming the Merciless Any more? |
13 his parents stopping his pocket money
14 his GP changing his medication. 15 Brexit 16 Etihad saying if you name us once more, we'll sue. |
16. Overly potty trained by Gayna
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More
17. India immigration not letting him in 18. Thai police finally arresting him 19. @jasonunworthy parody on Twitter 20. The most logical one: Atmosphere Airlines is taking off and requires his time |
21. EY get it and tell him his talents aren’t required (“I Wos robbed”) 22. It’s way past his bedtime and he’s been a very naughty little boy, |
23. JU doesn't really exist. He'll say "my name is Bryan Fosdyke-Smythe - sorry occifer, can't help you".
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What happened? I go away for a day or two and come back and 7 "is on finals". What goes on?
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24. When you find out that Indian banks do not accept Monopoly money
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Originally Posted by Auxtank
(Post 10473241)
What happened? I go away for a day or two and come back and 7 "is on finals". What goes on?
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This thread could become a great new Radio play to replace the archers or on TV like Crossroads?
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Originally Posted by Gulf4uk
(Post 10473303)
This thread could become a great new Radio play to replace the archers or on TV like Crossroads?
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Originally Posted by Big Tudor
(Post 10473310)
Never mind them, it would certainly be a worthy replacement for the myriad of reality style TV garbage shows that infest modern viewing. “The Only Way is Unsworth.” "Atmosphere; Inside The Cock's Head" |
Mr Unsworth has probably gone quiet because he is too busy preparing his Tory leadership bid.
Let's not forget that this is the chap that has publicly claimed on social media to advise Theresa May directly, and intends to run for Prime Minister (not that it is a job that one "runs" for!!). Jason 4 PM on Twitter 😂 |
If a Radio 4 production, I'd nominate Roger Allam to play the psychiatrist who narrates the programme.
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Let's not forget that this is the chap that has publicly claimed on social media to advise Theresa May directly, and intends to run for Prime Minister |
Originally Posted by diffident
(Post 10473328)
Mr Unsworth has probably gone quiet because he is too busy preparing his Tory leadership bid.
Let's not forget that this is the chap that has publicly claimed on social media to advise Theresa May directly, and intends to run for Prime Minister (not that it is a job that one "runs" for!!). Jason 4 PM on Twitter 😂 Aside from that, he also obviously has no idea that you can’t just run to be PM, in the same way that you can’t just make yourself CEO of 7et Airways... |
Originally Posted by hiflymk3
(Post 10473256)
Or not enough of it. If he was playing it, he might have learned something and not been quite so clueless.... |
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....6fb0704e67.jpg
Maybe "7" should read his own tweets! |
Originally Posted by TwinAisle
(Post 10473339)
Nah, he's got a better plan. As with the Jet CEO's job, he'll just name himself as PM. Job done :)
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His advisers in Dubai and Mumbai have said its OK and approved his CEO role. I see he has sent a message to all Jet Staff to keep ground equipment maintained and ready for the resumption of flights with 40 aircraft before 10th June. |
Originally Posted by TwinAisle
(Post 10473407)
I hereby appoint myself the Emperor of the Universe. My imaginary friends say it is fine. The destruction of Mars to make way for a bypass starts on 10 June.....
Or maybe there really parallel universes; there's certainly a special one for Jason... |
Hang on - I made myself Emperor of the Universe several posts ago! There can't be two of us - one of us must be a completely delusional madman. |
Hold on guys - in my younger days I was a Sixer in my local cub scout pack. As such I am clearly way more qualified than either of you if anyone is to be Emperor of the Universe. Also, my Grandfather used to frequently live in the Universe; as you can see, my pedigree stretches back generations.
Disagree, then you shall be blocked from my life forever....FOREVERRRRRRR!!!!!! |
Yea, but I'm besties with Mannwel Makrom, Willy Welsh, Treeze My, Gandy and the Dally Lammer. So I win. :)
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A thought for the approaching Sabbath
What would 7esus do?
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The Unsworth Turnaround Plan for Jet and it is GENIUS!!!
- No fuel bills - No engine resto provisions - No LLP bills - No need to worry about birds damaging the blades - Massively reduced maintenance - No emissions charges or trading - Wins every award for environmental performance Yay!! :) https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....54f21f90e8.png |
Presumably we will soon be reading a press release from the boyblunder that Bob Pearson has been recruited as the chief pilot?
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Nah, he's lining up André Turcat and Brian Trubshaw.....
He is completely Dagenham. |
Jason has just replied to a tweet accusing him of being a fraud with this:
"Be quite! I'm not no fraud!" Almost poetic, in its way. |
Originally Posted by Doodles
(Post 10473402)
His advisers in Dubai and Mumbai have said its OK and approved his CEO role. I see he has sent a message to all Jet Staff to keep ground equipment maintained and ready for the resumption of flights with 40 aircraft before 10th June.
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Packet of gravel anyone ? |
Originally Posted by Captivep
(Post 10473497)
Jason has just replied to a tweet accusing him of being a fraud with this:
"Be quite! I'm not no fraud!" Almost poetic, in its way. |
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