Oh ****, look what a RyanAir passenger did, allegedly....

[HamishMcBush]

Ryanair passenger fined for defecating on runway at Italian airport

Desperate or what?

[DaveReidUK]

Ryanair passenger fined for defecating on runway at Italian airport

"The 68-year-old is said to have lowered his trousers between the plane and the terminal building, according to local newspaper the Brindisi Report."

I think I'd probably myself too, if I had to cross a runway to get from the aircraft to the terminal.

[bobward]

Didn't realise that Ryanair now charge for using the on board 'facilities'......must be very expensive!

[Evanelpus]

Has this not already been reported days ago?

[vctenderness]

This is in the wrong section, Spectators-balcony-spotters corner, it should be posted in Accidents and close calls.