"Beum" hoax at EDI

[Bally Heck]

Right chaps. Heres the briefing. Seems a French wallah boarded the BA flight from EDI to Paris tonight and after take off announced to the crew that he had a "Beum".

Said crew wisely returned to EDI where old Jean Pierre is now in the custody of Lothian and Borders finest.

Not clear wheather it was a real "beum" or a "heux", but suspect the latter.

Any of you chaps know the rest of the scoop?

[BOEINGBOY1]

french tosser!. .lets hope the scottish constabulary treat him with the contempt that he deserves. how about holding his passport till he can arrange to pay for the cost of the divert.

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[schwabn]

Well said BoeingBoy! Remember though that each day he spends in jail over here he's wasting your tax money. Ferry the f*cker back to frogland and let the gendarmes deal with him!

[MaximumPete]

Trouble is the b*****rds would probably just let him go!!

Leave in Barlinnie and throw away the key.

MP

[1261]

I think you chaps will find that the aircraft had only just pushed back - not to say that makes a whole load of difference!

[1261]

.....unless of course there were two very similar incidents on the night in question! <img src="smile.gif" border="0">