Spectators Balcony (Spotters Corner)If you're not a professional pilot but want to discuss issues about the job, this is the best place to loiter. You won't be moved on by 'security' and there'll be plenty of experts to answer any questions.
How about this one from a Beaver pilot (no really) I once knew:
"There we are nicely settled on final approach, time for a cup of tea and a row of knitting."
Blackburn Beverly, Borneo, 1964. ATC....umpteen calls for "three greens" finals. Ah Roger Kuching, 3 greens, down, locked and F**KIN' WELDED we aim to please, it keeps the cleaners happy