£12m viagra heist at Heathrow

[morningwood]

£12m viagra heist at Heathrow

[m&v]

I thought it was the old one where the police are looking for twelve'hardened criminals"

[tunturi]

It'll never stand up in court!

[Flyswift]

Sorry.....couldn't resist.

* The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.

* Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.

* New Viagra eye drops make you look hard.

[halo]

Could I have it back please, my sex life has been hell since the consignment went missing

*DOH*

[Tigereye]

It was me...

[turboshaft]

No doubt they'll face a stiff sentence in some Penal Institution when convicted...

The generic name for Viagra ?
Mycoxafailin !

[freightdoggy dog]

Was it a stick up!

[gaunty]

LOL

Tigereye, please send me some It's the only way I can stop myself from rolling out of bed at night.

[Evanelpus]

You can almost picture the scene.

The robbers walk into the terminal and say..
"This is a stick up, don't mess with us, we're hardened criminals...well we will be tomorrow"

Whatever happened to good old fashioned jewel, bullion and money theft.

[Diesel8]

I read somewhere, that there is a new medication on the market, it is called Viagin. It is a mixture of Viagra and Ginseng. Ginseng of course, is supposed to improve memory.

The ad slogan is: Viagin: So you can remember, what the f**k you are doing!

[gravity victim]

This whole thread is getting a rise out of me..

[Pielander]

Apparently, they aroused the guards, but then got they off rather swiftly.

[Sensible]

Try the bar, I hear they you can now order a stiff drink!!

[fidodido]

....as the Viagra was being loaded onto Virgins Atlantics 747 aptly named 'Morning Glory'....


http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=161421


[This message has been edited by fidodido (edited 06 July 2001).]

[Floppy Link]

...fine upstanding citizens...

[woftam]

I reckon they've got fat chance of catching them.
Sorry,just a rush of blood.

[Sensible]

I hear the whole thing was a c@ck up anyway!

[boris]

A mate uses a combination of Prozac and Viagra.
He says that if he doesn`t get a f***, he doesn`t give a f***.

[hassel]

It's hard to be good but then it's !!!!