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[Teco]

Guys! The old proverb of "It used to be great but now it's just not so bad either" prevails...
No increase on pay in at least 6 years, in real terms...that is...With simbolic raises and hyperbolic inflation.
New toys and important positions available...hundreds of astronauts required for the foreseeable future!
Quick commands may be an option, but savings won't.
Interested parties may queue at the proper website.
And the opinions are??????.....

[QNH1013]

Still a better deal than what I got right now.....where do I sign?

[Burger Thing]

YUPP, I agree. QNH1013, when you have found where to sign, can you please pass me a pen with black ink ?

[noblues]

Do you really want to live in a country that still stones women to death for adultery ???

[Spoonbill]

Valid point noblues - but remember they only do it after the adultery has been committed! - so that's all right then

[Loc-out]

If men out there were stoned for adultery, there wouldn't be many left, would there?

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[Joaquín]

True, killing people is nasty, but there more countries like this. I can't remember exactly where, but I know there is one where they kill by an injection, or electric chair or at the schools with guns....

Seriously, the point is not HOW they kill them: just stop doing it at all.

[Iz]

Are there any Emirates flyers in here?

[OpsMon]

Are there any WOMEN here today ????
(Life of Brian Fans will understand)
I've been here 6 Months and havn't seen a good stoning advertised yet !

[kishna]

"Clip on beards....get your clip on beards....only 5 sheckels" !!

[Bus429]

Do your research, flyboys!! When did you last read of a woman being stoned to death in Dubai? More likely to be plain "stoned"!



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Bus429 - the pilot's pal!

[Streamline]

The opposite is quite true, a woman committing adultery gets sponsored by the Airline.

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Smooth Trimmer

[Mister Geezer]

Yes killing people is not nice. However in many cases in the Gulf it is the harsh deterrent that ensures that crime is lower than it is in the West!

MG

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Don't land in a field or the sheep will eat the aircraft.

[Streamline]

And they do not need a pilot union either as management takes care of everything, isn't that a nice service.

Get screwed in the simulator by a complete foreigner for free as a bonus.

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Smooth Trimmer

[wonderbusdriver]

Streamline - get over it, puleeeeease.

Your wife can screw up your life anywhere. (I know what I´m talking about)
Don´t forget, it takes two to tango.(No I don´t want the details - again)

Look forward, not back!

Some relationships actually work out...

[Streamline]

....if there is enough money and prozac...

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Smooth Trimmer

[wonderbusdriver]

...you could be right...

I´ll have a Pernod on the two of us (you and me) depressed @ssholes!

[Streamline]

That's almost proper semantics

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Smooth Trimmer

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[AirbornRanger]

Anyone ever heard of jobsecurity at EK....one weeks notice from the company, however you will be brought to the airport and have your visa cancelled within 1 hour.

As they wont sponsor your national airline, in fear that their business will go better so you might get a job back home, you will be sent by Emirates to the closest location to your home contry.
Ticket cost is taken from your last salary......

United Arab Hemoroids...No thanks!!!......I´m happy where I am.....would I so have to pay 99.99% tax

[Fly Through]

Woman stoned to death Augustish last year in RAK. All the fun of living in a country with shariah law I suppose.