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Forum: Military Aviation
21st Feb 2021, 17:58
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

[assuming the photo is taken from the ground] ...

[assuming the photo is taken from the ground]

"Hey, photographer! Put that camera away and catch me!"
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Feb 2021, 12:54
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"Hey, KC-46 builders, we need refuelling...

"Hey, KC-46 builders, we need refuelling NOW."
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Feb 2021, 20:48
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"What's the point of all that water coming out of...

"What's the point of all that water coming out of each item?"

- "Oh, that's not water, that's fibreglass, but it looks realistic, don't you think?"
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Feb 2021, 20:45
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"What is the military value of the item on the...

"What is the military value of the item on the right?"

- "We place them 2m apart all around the coast and they stop invading ships."

- "And what do the man and the water add?"

- "That's a...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2021, 23:12
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

Capt Mainwaring: "Right men, now the boffins in...

Capt Mainwaring: "Right men, now the boffins in London have invented a couple of top secret new weapons, and they've asked us to see if we can work out what they are."
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2021, 20:49
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

Nothing against your water-powered jet pack, old...

Nothing against your water-powered jet pack, old son, but really, holding the test pilot up on a stick?
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2021, 15:41
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

Man on board: "This is quite terrifying enough...

Man on board: "This is quite terrifying enough without looking where I'm going."
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Feb 2021, 12:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

Enjoy unrestricted legroom and a covid-free...

Enjoy unrestricted legroom and a covid-free environment when you fly first-class with ----Air.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Feb 2021, 12:14
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"I said, 'In the unlikely event of landing on...

"I said, 'In the unlikely event of landing on water'. If you all like to take a seat on the wing, I'll just explain the concept of probability and something about forecasting, and the difference...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Feb 2021, 16:00
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"Your explanation that clouds and water are...

"Your explanation that clouds and water are basically made of the same substance isn't accepted. You're fired."
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Feb 2021, 14:08
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"Next time I tell you to get the passengers on...

"Next time I tell you to get the passengers on board before high tide, perhaps you'll do as I say."
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2021, 20:33
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

The pilot claimed to be experienced in flying...

The pilot claimed to be experienced in flying water-bombers but admitted to flying a little too low on this occasion. Also in the wrong aircraft, for the wrong operator and departing from the wrong...
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2021, 12:56
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

Boris Island: Proof of Concept. It is possible to...

Boris Island: Proof of Concept. It is possible to land a plane in the Thames Estuary.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2021, 08:12
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

Autoland using GPS: fine till the Russians modify...

Autoland using GPS: fine till the Russians modify the satellites.
Forum: Military Aviation
12th Feb 2021, 08:07
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

Liverpool Airport - someone stole the runway.

Liverpool Airport - someone stole the runway.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Feb 2021, 22:35
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

... and so, by simple maths, we can see that if...

... and so, by simple maths, we can see that if we all fire our pea-shooters at once, we have a good chance of downing an enemy aircraft.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th Feb 2021, 17:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

This country will spare no efforts to ensure that...

This country will spare no efforts to ensure that the UK covid variant beats the world, and in particular, the so-called South African variant.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Feb 2021, 18:38
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"... yeah, the Chief Designer said his three-year...

"... yeah, the Chief Designer said his three-year old daughter could do better than the last design for a fire-engine the apprentices came up with, and this is the result..."
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Feb 2021, 16:46
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"When we get on-site, it unloads itself. No need...

"When we get on-site, it unloads itself. No need to unfold a ramp for it to drive down. Simplification is what this company's all about."
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Feb 2021, 19:02
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

When you're too close for ordinary weapons, you...

When you're too close for ordinary weapons, you biff the enemy aircraft with the digger arm.
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Feb 2021, 16:31
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"Well, if you think about it, you'd need several...

"Well, if you think about it, you'd need several primary controls for the helicopter component, and several for the digger component. But we've economised so there are only three controls that you...
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Feb 2021, 15:22
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"Does it have brakes? You bet - we drop that...

"Does it have brakes? You bet - we drop that blade into the ground and it'll stop from any speed in 6"* - and the support sticking out a the front stops it from tipping over."

* on soft ground -...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 22:15
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

For anyone who is interested in aircraft with...

For anyone who is interested in aircraft with unusual undercarriages.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 15:26
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

For workmen who dig square holes that ought to be...

For workmen who dig square holes that ought to be round, this handy digger can be used upside-down to verify the roundness of the hole.

(Thinking of Bernard Cribbins: 'Hole in the Ground' by...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 13:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

"We proudly present the first prototype of our...

"We proudly present the first prototype of our Rotating Runway so aircraft can invariably take off and land exactly into the wind. Of course, we'll scale it up for fixed-wing aircraft."
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 11:04
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

We told our engineers to design a rotovator, and...

We told our engineers to design a rotovator, and this was the result.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 11:01
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

Inspired by aircraft skidding off the runway and...

Inspired by aircraft skidding off the runway and leaving grooves in the grass, we are proud to offer a purpose-built solution for those who want aircraft to dig up the turf.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 10:29
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

ACME - A Company That Makes Everything: At Your...

ACME - A Company That Makes Everything: At Your Service!
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Feb 2021, 21:33
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

BJ: " Yeah, yeah, my sleeves are always rolled up...

BJ: " Yeah, yeah, my sleeves are always rolled up so I can do some real hard work."
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Feb 2021, 12:08
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

BJ: "Sure I can't interest you in a couple of...

BJ: "Sure I can't interest you in a couple of A380s for Air Force One? Top quality aircraft from a leading manufacturer - oh, wait a mo, I'd forgotten Brexit, they're ****. Have you got any old 767s...
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2021, 23:04
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

BJ: "Psst - Mr Cabinet Secretary - I've got POTUS...

BJ: "Psst - Mr Cabinet Secretary - I've got POTUS on the line - just remind me how to get the word 'bigly' into a sentence and tell me its Latin translation, or Greek will do."
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2021, 19:33
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

BJ: "Always a pleasure to chat with you, Mr...

BJ: "Always a pleasure to chat with you, Mr Yarwood."
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2021, 19:29
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

BJ: "Yes, actually I'm carrying something really...

BJ: "Yes, actually I'm carrying something really heavy in my left hand."
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2021, 19:28
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

BJ: "'course I can do a press-up. I'll just get...

BJ: "'course I can do a press-up. I'll just get my virtual reality team onto it."
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Feb 2021, 14:49
Replies: 10,020
Views: 858,405
Posted By c52

After landing: "The last helicopter out of Saigon...

After landing: "The last helicopter out of Saigon wasn't meant to be for GIs - you're all going back and we'll have a new last helicopter for civilians."
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