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Search: Posts Made By: Traffic_Is_Er_Was
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Forum: Military Aviation
18th Feb 2021, 09:38
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Tragedy struck during the attempt at the world...

Tragedy struck during the attempt at the world water speed record for powered ski, when shortly after the commencement of the first flying kilometre, "Sharkey" McDoodle discovered he only had 20m of...
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Feb 2021, 04:16
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

The way things are trending, this will be an...

The way things are trending, this will be an olympic sport in two games time.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Feb 2021, 04:14
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Graphic demonstration of what happens to the...

Graphic demonstration of what happens to the refuellers if someone does actually drive over a hydrant coupling.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 15:40
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

A long lost "Thomas the Tank Engine" manuscript...

A long lost "Thomas the Tank Engine" manuscript is discovered, featuring the love child of Harold and Oliver.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 15:30
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Well it's a COVID thing, as a result of...

Well it's a COVID thing, as a result of retraining out of work pilots. Everyone is happy. They get to wear their white shirts, epaulettes and feel important, and we get our holes dug.
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Feb 2021, 15:27
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

It's not actually on a plinth. It lost tail rotor...

It's not actually on a plinth. It lost tail rotor drive, and when it stopped spinning, that's just how it ended up.
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Jan 2021, 23:03
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Three on left: "Right chaps, head directly to the...

Three on left: "Right chaps, head directly to the mess. Walk straight. Don't look back. Act like nothing is wrong. Perfectly normal landing. Don't know what all the fuss is about. Eyes forward. Walk...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Jan 2021, 03:37
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

I'll let you in on a little secret. Vun day, all...

I'll let you in on a little secret. Vun day, all zis vill be mine!
Forum: Military Aviation
15th Jan 2021, 03:36
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Ven am I planning my next visit? I vos thinking...

Ven am I planning my next visit? I vos thinking of early September.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jan 2021, 02:50
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Cow: Those cows down there look like ants!

Cow: Those cows down there look like ants!
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jan 2021, 13:16
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

The orders had called for the fitting of TOW...

The orders had called for the fitting of TOW missiles, but due to an unfortunate typo...
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jan 2021, 13:10
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Having rigged the bait, the boys headed out for a...

Having rigged the bait, the boys headed out for a spot of Great White fishing.
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jan 2021, 04:24
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

It's the new gun stabilization system.When the...

It's the new gun stabilization system.When the cat falls off, we know we are going to fast for accuracy, so we slow down.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Jan 2021, 12:56
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

It's General Tiddles now, and I suggest you get...

It's General Tiddles now, and I suggest you get out of my favourite chair if you know what's good for you!
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Dec 2020, 09:15
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Taking delivery of his new car, Hoskins found...

Taking delivery of his new car, Hoskins found that ticking every possible options box while at the dealer came with unexpected results.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Dec 2020, 01:10
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Know throughout the squadron for his strange...

Know throughout the squadron for his strange sense of humour, Sgt Bloggs is caught by our camera undoing the release cable from the parachute pack retaining pin of his aircraft commander. "Won't 'arf...
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Dec 2020, 10:25
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

So how this works is, I draw in the WMD with my...

So how this works is, I draw in the WMD with my biro like this, I give it to Nobby here on my right who "discovers" it, and we pass it to Sarge who "confirms" it, then it goes up the line all the way...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Nov 2020, 05:43
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Hey! I recognise you from a couple of captions...

Hey! I recognise you from a couple of captions ago. You were in your Dress Blues and running off with that bag while me and the missus walked off the jet!
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Nov 2020, 11:47
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

New Zealand SAS regimental mascot. It doesn't...

New Zealand SAS regimental mascot. It doesn't f*ck around either.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Nov 2020, 22:30
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Even though I might be an ex-President, my Secret...

Even though I might be an ex-President, my Secret Service detail is still supposed to take a bullet for me. They're standing a long way away though?
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Nov 2020, 22:24
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Yes, I turned the electricity and water off...

Yes, I turned the electricity and water off before we left. Did you give the keys back to the agent and get our bond back?
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Nov 2020, 11:00
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Beware the Pig in a Mig.

Beware the Pig in a Mig.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Nov 2020, 10:58
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Holy sh*t!! They CAN fly!

Holy sh*t!! They CAN fly!
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Nov 2020, 02:11
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

It's the latest release from the Russian light...

It's the latest release from the Russian light aircraft industry.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Oct 2020, 15:53
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

The North Korean Ladies Harmonica Orchestra...

The North Korean Ladies Harmonica Orchestra prepare to play on the next graduating cadet.
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Oct 2020, 13:21
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

God dammit! I'm looking in the damn rough and I...

God dammit! I'm looking in the damn rough and I can't see anything. Be more specific!
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Oct 2020, 03:18
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Now see here McCanon! I fail to see how your guns...

Now see here McCanon! I fail to see how your guns can be so cheap, but the ammunition so expensive!

In the same vein:

I see the problem. It appears you've been using non-genuine bullets in this...
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Oct 2020, 03:05
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Because I'm the rear-gunner sir! Always ready!

Because I'm the rear-gunner sir! Always ready!
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Oct 2020, 03:03
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

No, no, no laddies. I'll tell ye agin. Ye cannae...

No, no, no laddies. I'll tell ye agin. Ye cannae bring it back wi oot the receipt, and besides, it's clearly bin used. If you want tae try that caper, the nearest ALDI is doon that way, the other...
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Oct 2020, 02:01
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

This camouflage is fantastic! We'll never be...

This camouflage is fantastic! We'll never be spotted out here over the Yorkshire Moors!
Forum: Military Aviation
7th Oct 2020, 12:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

Amazingly, someone, somewhere, at sometime,...

Amazingly, someone, somewhere, at sometime, thought this was a good idea.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Oct 2020, 22:35
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

I need you lined up perfectly along here. Number...

I need you lined up perfectly along here. Number 1, take a half step back.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Sep 2020, 11:32
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

(Muffled) Yes Sir, I can confirm the inboard side...

(Muffled) Yes Sir, I can confirm the inboard side is only flat on the bottom as well.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2020, 04:00
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

We used to moor them all in the harbour, but then...

We used to moor them all in the harbour, but then we found there was no room to take off.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Sep 2020, 03:59
Replies: 10,020
Views: 860,019
Posted By Traffic_Is_Er_Was

What? Fly them all at once? Think of the cost,...

What? Fly them all at once? Think of the cost, man! No, no, as long as one is out on patrol we keep the brass happy.
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