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4th Nov 2021, 14:16
Replies: 20,899
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Posted By Penny Washers

"A bit late on the round-out, Hoskins?" ...

"A bit late on the round-out, Hoskins?"

[Apologies if someone else has got there first]
15th Jul 2021, 21:23
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,344,855
Posted By Penny Washers

The weight of all those flotation devices might...

The weight of all those flotation devices might make the boat sink.

Never mind, - all you have to do is to pull the ripcord.

Now which one is that?
26th Jan 2021, 20:59
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

POTUS is given the hint - - but is he going to...

POTUS is given the hint - - but is he going to take it?
24th Jan 2021, 20:54
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Believe me, there's more to being POTAS than...

Believe me, there's more to being POTAS than clicking "I accept" on every cookie tab you csn find.
Melania could have told him that already.
12th Jan 2021, 11:48
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Nobody ever claimed that it would fly - but it...

Nobody ever claimed that it would fly - but it does produce lovely creamy coffee.
9th Jan 2021, 14:43
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Well behaved women seldom make history . . . .

Well behaved women seldom make history . . . .
4th Jan 2021, 10:40
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

The next man to say that I'm a mere cat will...

The next man to say that I'm a mere cat will learn to regret it.
3rd Jan 2021, 13:36
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Mein Towel here first vass. You better not move...

Mein Towel here first vass.
You better not move it.
22nd Nov 2020, 20:30
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

So - it comes out that one of our regular...

So - it comes out that one of our regular regulars pulls it off with his :


Jump to it, Treaders!
22nd Nov 2020, 16:50
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

I'll finish this one off late tonight (Sunday,...

I'll finish this one off late tonight (Sunday, GMT) so we can have a new photo for next week.

Last orders please!
20th Nov 2020, 13:51
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

It blew up! There were a lot of good ideas there,...

It blew up! There were a lot of good ideas there, too.

Sorry!
20th Nov 2020, 12:21
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

NUTTY ! It just had to be you to trip the booby...

NUTTY ! It just had to be you to trip the booby trap!

I have only just had time to see who would be first to do it, so apologies for the delayed detonation.

Bang! Wallop !! Kerboom !! Crash !!...
19th Nov 2020, 21:44
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Well, I have not been so active lately (moving...

Well, I have not been so active lately (moving house) so perhaps I may make the following offering . . . .

BUT BEWARE ! ! ! This picture is booby-trapped ! Will it blow up in your face?
...
13th Nov 2020, 21:27
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"Well, yes, I'm a committed vegan. Do you have a...

"Well, yes, I'm a committed vegan. Do you have a problem wiv that?"
8th Nov 2020, 19:58
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

The Design Office was instructed to find some...

The Design Office was instructed to find some more grunt without a complete redesign.
25th Oct 2020, 13:37
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Chi Li Con is delighted with the effect of giving...

Chi Li Con is delighted with the effect of giving a blow down that little tube on her new inflatable soldier doll.
20th Oct 2020, 22:21
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"Take out that guy with the big chainsaw first....

"Take out that guy with the big chainsaw first. He's going to cut down my favourite tree."

"I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree.

"Or one that smells as interesting, too."
19th Oct 2020, 20:51
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. ...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to shoot.
19th Oct 2020, 20:48
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Snoopy gets all sophisticated.

Snoopy gets all sophisticated.
16th Oct 2020, 22:27
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"We're nae gonna spend guid money on ammo if you...

"We're nae gonna spend guid money on ammo if you always miss anyway. So we're loading these drums in alternate slots only."
14th Oct 2020, 09:30
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"What was that you said? Something about...

"What was that you said? Something about perspiration? . . . respiration? . . . determination? . . . Ah! constipation! . . ."
13th Oct 2020, 10:16
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"Now, not a word to anybody else and strictly...

"Now, not a word to anybody else and strictly between ourselves . . . ."
11th Oct 2020, 13:35
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Give him a bun . . .

Give him a bun . . .
7th Oct 2020, 10:58
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"Dad, what on earth is THAT?" "They are...

"Dad, what on earth is THAT?"

"They are camels designed by a committee at the MoD"
6th Oct 2020, 14:34
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"Rhubarb tree in your four o'clock."

"Rhubarb tree in your four o'clock."
29th Sep 2020, 13:13
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"Anything you can do, I can do better." ...

"Anything you can do, I can do better."

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26th Sep 2020, 16:55
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"Answer your names as I call them out: - Al...

"Answer your names as I call them out: - Al Capone, Billy the Kid, Reggie Kray, Mickey Spillane, Ned Kelly, Hoskins . . . . Hoskins? Hoskins? Where have you gone?"
24th Sep 2020, 14:40
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

I hate electric cars . . . . . I hate electric...

I hate electric cars . . . . . I hate electric cars . . . . . I hate electric cars . . . . . I HATE electric cars . . . . .
20th Sep 2020, 09:49
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Testing the new heat-seeking naval weapon...

Testing the new heat-seeking naval weapon naturally involves providing a source of heat.
"We are very enthusiastic over these tests" said a spokesman for the Firies at the base.
18th Sep 2020, 09:22
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Research into methods of controlling migrants is...

Research into methods of controlling migrants is now getting deadly serious.
16th Sep 2020, 11:16
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

This is a typical desert mirage, and any moment...

This is a typical desert mirage, and any moment it will disappear.

You have to be really quick to get hold of it and hang on, or it will dump you back in the sand.
13th Sep 2020, 08:37
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Good for a laugh, though. OR: Not a good...

Good for a laugh, though.

OR: Not a good place for a lie-down, even if you are tired.
11th Sep 2020, 07:45
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

"I can make America grate again - starting at the...

"I can make America grate again - starting at the top!"
9th Sep 2020, 21:57
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Whatever floats your boat.

Whatever floats your boat.
9th Sep 2020, 21:55
Replies: 10,020
Views: 852,815
Posted By Penny Washers

Whatever floats your boat.

Whatever floats your boat.
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