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Forum: Terms and Endearment
10th Jun 2023, 21:28
Replies: 1,174
Views: 576,514
Posted By Confusious

Must be plenty here who can help you and quite...

Must be plenty here who can help you and quite right of you to reach out. Little word of advice to all; this thread, other threads, other forums and social media etc. are being monitored, so please...
Forum: Military Aviation
6th Jun 2023, 05:34
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Newsflash Pilot picks up horny fat cow named...

Newsflash
Pilot picks up horny fat cow named Goddess. Sources believe that he's flying her to pastures new.
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Jun 2023, 10:06
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Special delivery for the local McDonald's.

Special delivery for the local McDonald's.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Jun 2023, 19:23
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Don't worry laddie, it's Kiltrash bailing out...

Don't worry laddie, it's Kiltrash bailing out again after finding out that none of his captions have been awarded with the coveted CST.
Forum: Military Aviation
4th Jun 2023, 15:08
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Right son demand a refund, and that's the last...

Right son demand a refund, and that's the last time we're hiring crop dusters.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Jun 2023, 22:33
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Bloody road signs are in Welsh, let's just admit...

Bloody road signs are in Welsh, let's just admit that we're lost!
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Jun 2023, 16:51
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Flight Lieutenant Hoskins was asked to do a...

Flight Lieutenant Hoskins was asked to do a ninety degree flypast to check the landing gear.
Forum: Military Aviation
31st May 2023, 08:52
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Look boss, Bill Oddie's out hawk spotting again.

Look boss, Bill Oddie's out hawk spotting again.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th May 2023, 05:24
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Yes, this one feels perfect, now let's head off...

Yes, this one feels perfect, now let's head off to the barracks.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th May 2023, 08:53
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

With the markings of a tiger it must be a moth.

With the markings of a tiger it must be a moth.
Forum: Military Aviation
20th May 2023, 14:13
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Hey little fella, let's go make some Airbuses.

Hey little fella, let's go make some Airbuses.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th May 2023, 09:41
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

By my reckoning we drifted 120 miles off course 4...

By my reckoning we drifted 120 miles off course 4 minutes ago, so using the 1 in 60 rule we should turn left 15 degrees for 18 minutes then turn...errm...allowing for the earth's rotational speed and...
Forum: Military Aviation
15th May 2023, 21:36
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

When Putin accepted a dontation of tanks from...

When Putin accepted a dontation of tanks from Italy, he was seething to see that they were all pre-installed white flags.
Forum: Terms and Endearment
15th May 2023, 15:10
Replies: 1,174
Views: 576,514
Posted By Confusious

Twiggy - Were you actually there or is this third...

Twiggy - Were you actually there or is this third hand rumour mill material?
Forum: Military Aviation
14th May 2023, 13:29
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

We're gonna conker the world with this chestnut.

We're gonna conker the world with this chestnut.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th May 2023, 15:31
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Oops, looks like someone dropped a bollock!

Oops, looks like someone dropped a bollock!
Forum: Military Aviation
13th May 2023, 14:51
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Thanks all, loads of high quality very funny...

Thanks all, loads of high quality very funny captions as always.

Runner's up mention for Nutty and Wensleydale for these:


And again for Wensleydale who is our winner. Your appointment and...
Forum: Military Aviation
13th May 2023, 09:06
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

I'll call this one later today.

I'll call this one later today.
Forum: Military Aviation
11th May 2023, 08:45
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Cheers Nutty. Let's see what this one brings....

Cheers Nutty.
Let's see what this one brings. :E
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Forum: Terms and Endearment
10th May 2023, 13:35
Replies: 1,174
Views: 576,514
Posted By Confusious

Indeed, and who remembers when the pursers tried...

Indeed, and who remembers when the pursers tried to argue the case that they should be second in charge and First Officers third?
Forum: Military Aviation
9th May 2023, 14:10
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

So proud watching our great leader's speech...

So proud watching our great leader's speech today, showing the world that we are the leaders in artificial intelligence.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th May 2023, 10:11
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

"Have you seen the new 'find your nearest nuclear...

"Have you seen the new 'find your nearest nuclear bunker' feature in Google Maps?"
Forum: Military Aviation
9th May 2023, 10:08
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/...

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/1300x866/image_efa8ee889e699d58c0f87653fde6f75f5c65a3eb_16883391fcf0c0c941689629290ab6e2e3be71a9.png
Forum: Military Aviation
7th May 2023, 23:10
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

"Conscript B6 to B7, takes the castle and puts...

"Conscript B6 to B7, takes the castle and puts you in check mate General. I've captured your President, watch and learn!"
Forum: Terms and Endearment
7th May 2023, 22:22
Replies: 1,174
Views: 576,514
Posted By Confusious

And that contribution is no more than an...

And that contribution is no more than an unnecessary inarticulate digression, further drifting away from the thread. The issue being discussed is the willingness of a First Officer to risk highly...
Forum: Terms and Endearment
7th May 2023, 17:13
Replies: 1,174
Views: 576,514
Posted By Confusious

Someone has been blessed with an enormous chip on...

Someone has been blessed with an enormous chip on their shoulder. Hopefully your comments are influenced by keyboard warrior syndrome. Firstly, I would suggest a reread of your initial comment which...
Forum: Terms and Endearment
6th May 2023, 16:34
Replies: 1,174
Views: 576,514
Posted By Confusious

Offload yourself, are you serious? Regardless of...

Offload yourself, are you serious? Regardless of the rules is it not the Captain's decision at the end of the day?
Forum: Military Aviation
5th May 2023, 14:09
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

This is amazing, I just hit the Kremlin with a...

This is amazing, I just hit the Kremlin with a drone controlled from my phone.

Wow, so did I.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd May 2023, 12:22
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

If SpaceX did submarines.

If SpaceX did submarines.
Forum: Military Aviation
2nd May 2023, 10:46
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Right you lot, who told Private Hoskins that the...

Right you lot, who told Private Hoskins that the air in the empty oil drum would keep it afloat?
Forum: Terms and Endearment
28th Apr 2023, 21:43
Replies: 1,174
Views: 576,514
Posted By Confusious

Probably not as wannabe DEPs are most likely...

Probably not as wannabe DEPs are most likely soaking up opinions from the inside before they take the leap of faith. := :)
Forum: Terms and Endearment
28th Apr 2023, 20:48
Replies: 1,174
Views: 576,514
Posted By Confusious

100% correct Max Angle!

100% correct Max Angle!
Forum: Military Aviation
28th Apr 2023, 10:05
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

As much as the photographer tried, he couldn't...

As much as the photographer tried, he couldn't stop them blinking every time the flash went off.
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2023, 11:59
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

"Why is there a fat, chain smoking alcoholic on...

"Why is there a fat, chain smoking alcoholic on the top table of our healthy living and mindfulness convention?"
Forum: Military Aviation
27th Apr 2023, 09:48
Replies: 20,899
Views: 1,353,972
Posted By Confusious

Due to strained trading relations, Grecian 2000...

Due to strained trading relations, Grecian 2000 can only be imported in one colour.
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