what does this button do? whoops!

[TOT]

Think of an excuse quick!



[ 11 October 2001: Message edited by: TOT ]

[lamer]

Not the aviators fault, the missle came off during "landing".
The deceleration was too much for the mounts.


Regards

[Stellina]

Naaa, the baggage handlers thought it was the hol, they were just being keen in offloading the bags in time to get anice "cuppa"

[SunSeaSandfly]

Option 1
No..no.. I swear!! there was a hostile sub dead ahead.!!

Option 2
Splash one low flying rubber boat with terrorists.!!

Option 3
Urkel voice: "Did I do that"???

[The Guvnor]

Option one: "Look out lads! A hijacked airliner headed straight for us!"

Option two: "Any seagull THAT big just has to be an Islamic terrorist!"

Option three: "OK, so it's too noisy on deck to hear a starting-pistol. On the count of three, Dead Duck will fire off a Sidewinder and you'll all run...."

[Whipping Boy's SATCO]

"It wasn't me! It was the guy in the back sea......"

[BRL]

The guy in the helmet is telling everyone how big the pilots willy is and its the pilot trying to kill him...!!!!