Funny untrue story in the Onion
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American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Thought a little humour might be fun in these dark daze.
Thought a little humour might be fun in these dark daze.
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From satirewire.com - AA Flexiseats
DALLAS, TX (SatireWire.com) — Reacting to rows of seats that came loose in flight, American Airlines today said it has inspected nearly 50 of its Boeing 757s and concluded the seats that tip back offer 68 percent more leg- and headroom and will now be considered an upgrade.
The Flexiseat will be available on random flights starting last week. In the past week, seat rows on three American flights have come loose, causing passengers to tip back onto the row behind them. The airline said poorly installed clamps were to blame.
There's another funny one with ontrollers accusing pilots of putting them to sleep.
http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=2725
The Flexiseat will be available on random flights starting last week. In the past week, seat rows on three American flights have come loose, causing passengers to tip back onto the row behind them. The airline said poorly installed clamps were to blame.There's another funny one with ontrollers accusing pilots of putting them to sleep.
http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=2725
Last edited by b1lanc; 22nd Nov 2015 at 21:12. Reason: addition
