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Old 28th Nov 2001, 02:57
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Thumbs down Flying Night Clubs?!?! Surely not.....

Check this out:

BBC News Report on Flying night Clubs

Apparantly the night club owners Ministry of Sound are hoping to buy 4 of Ansett's aircraft to fly Sydney to Melbourne as flying raves!!

Has the world gone mad!?!?
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if it gives some guys jobs and they can work out how to do it safely - bouncers at the exits and fd doors - go for it
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I wonder if they would serve booze, as I am under the impression they do not at the club in London (which surprised me).

Will they keep the needle bins in the bathroom.

After Sept 11th, how an you make an aircraft full of bouncing people secure?

Will they keep the beacon and strobes on the outside of the aircraft or will they move in?

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Another busy night at LATCC then, catching up on all the rumours, Bright-Ling!! You're obviously the man to ask about EAACs 747s. What's the word on the street there?
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Here's an alternative news link.
http://195.246.98.28/NME/External/Ne...,51385,00.html
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Tell me something ... How do you rave with the seat belts on?
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Big up for the Gatwick posse !!
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Bird Strike: Find a good streak of CAT?

Reminds me of a joke I heard... "If the violent new computer games make kids violent, wouldn't todays young people who grew up playing pac-man spend their time in dark rooms listening to monotonous music and eating pills... ? Oh... nevermind!"

Better get this thread to Jet Blast where the whole idea of flying raves belongs anyway.

Cheers,
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Respek to the flight deck massive!

All the cabin ladies in the house - scream!
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I seem to recall Air Ops doing a flight like that with one of their 1011īs.. From Frankfurt to Las Vegas the aft section of the cabin was made into a dancefloor.. It was all supervised by a number of bouncers to make sure that no more that 50 ppl was on the floor at the same time and thus exceeding the max floorload limit..
Those were the days..
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gives a new meaning to "going on a trip"
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just thinking about this a little further.

So you're grooving away (or whatever the term is nowerdays) to a few tunes when in the middle of "Ride on Time" the Captain comes over the tannoy (I assume that when the PA is used it cuts into the "track" and has priority - or will it "mix" into the song?) with the "We're currently cruising at 37,000ft". Isn't this going to go down like a lead mangle?

I can see PA's being timed to perfection with the DJ giving the fligtdeck a "time slot" to speak!
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Would they throw you out if you pi##ed the bouncers off?
Could be very interesting...mind you the veil of alcohol would probably ensure a safe landing!
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Ride On Time?? Wasn't that in the sixties???

If they bought 767s could give a new meaning to the phrase E-TOPs--they'd all be joining the smile high club!
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Easy. You'd have the effo doing the DJ'ing. The captain would ask him to put on a dub track while he did the PAs as voice over. I can just hear it:

"Welcome inna dis de most rockin' sound system! I n'I now be a-cruisin' miles high ovah Babylon"

Better pull the C/B for the smoke detectors in the cabin...

Cheers,
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I would imagine there would need to be a separate altimeter on the flight deck for the pax.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen - this is your Captain, Aphex Twin - I hope you are all truly mullahed - we'll be taxiing to the runway on the power of our sub-bass drivers."

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"as per our standard night procedures we will be dimming the cabin lights and turn off the sub-woofer on the wing - thus ensuringwe don't wake up the neighbours on the flight path"
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PF on the decks mixing in the fattest throttle control with some chilled out landings


MC PNF on the mike with guest big ups from ATC and a live PA from AF3524 BA253 UA924 and a shout out to the Tower.

Big up da area Controlers aaayyyeeeeee

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Bo Selectaaaa!! Choon!!!
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This could put a whole new meaning on crashing a party!
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