Long Haul crew suffer brain shrinkage

[Magnus Picus]

The media were smug to report that a Bristol University Professor has discovered that Long Haul crew who regularly travel through many time zones, suffer from increased cortisol levels and consequently loss of Short Term Memory as well as brain shrinkage.

Who said we were small minded?

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Magnus

[screwjack]

see, I'm flying long range ops now for the last four years and what exactly was it that I want to write...???!

never mind

cheerssssss

[screwjack]

Magnus
are yo aware that this prof. conducted his testing (only) on 20 flight attendants?

Some of this profession are even not aware if they are male or female. So what did you expect? Must be definately related with this kind of operation and the time zones. Therefore company says: "always try to stay in your own timezone"... - Wow, now I understand!(VBG)

screwjack

[Whiskery]

Thank God for that - I thought it was all the booze I was drinking down route!!!

[screwjack]

...So what was this threat about....???

[Few Cloudy]

Well Magnus,

If we can go by your user name, at least itīs only the brain that shrinks, thank goodness!

[Xenia]

If that is for long haule crew....he better doesn't invenstigate what goes on with short haule ones (less than 1 hour sectors few times a day)
Have to agree with Hogg in this one...
Oh yes...what was it all about?????

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*************************Happy Landings!
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[sweeper]

DAT,S why management don,t fly that much long haul, can,t afford any more shrinkage.
THERE,S ALWAYS A REASON....