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Old 15th Jan 2002, 19:31
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Cool From this weeks Flight International S+L

Highwaymanair.com

Step1.
Out of a job? Wanna new one? No problem! Simply cough up your credit card nomber and $100 to fill out an online application. Nothing could be easier.

Step2.
Great news, you can come over for an interview! But don't forget to authorise a further $100.

Step3.
Excellent, you passed the interview! Now come for a simulator assessment for only another $250.

Step4.
Congratulations! Your simulator assessment was OK. You are well on your way to being back in the air again. But first you'll need a conversion course. That'll be $20 000 thank you.

Step5.
Well done. You completed the conversion course. Unfortunatly we don't have any jobs left and have decided to concentrate on our much more profitable business of selling interviews and simulator time-soree!!
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Old 15th Jan 2002, 19:39
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Equal opportunites employment Irish style??
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Old 15th Jan 2002, 19:44
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Not quite!!! At least we would give you a certificate at the end of the sim session! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">
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It's really disgusting the way some use the hope of unemployed pilots <img src="mad.gif" border="0">
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