OzEx more like Im chained down to a flea-ridden bed and let out for toilet-relief once every few days after he secures a ball and chain to my ankle. And yeh hes bloodey ugly too!
Could I just say....er, rather, what I mean is...hmm...wait on a minute now...are you really saying...er, look...you don't mean... surely not !...sorry, what was the question again? Is the answer 42?