About the Kiwi's
 

Great thread, laughed till I cried, again the shoe polish is a real winner, but--- no one really addressed what the letters KIWI stand for --Keen Individual Without Intelligence!!

Just a rocket from Sunny Queensland! Actually one of my best friends is a Kiwi!:p :D

another sensssible questions for He Long Chin
 

Did Peeking man own Peeking duck?
Why is it not called Sum Dim?

And on an aquadynamicable note, does water escaping from the sink suffer from retreating plug stall?

An answer from the great Hung Choo Long respectfully appreciated.

Keep your Chopper up.

If Nick's mates invented a helo that could do the speed of light, would the Nightsun work ? :rolleyes: ?

There was a professor of flight,
who resolved to travel faster than light.
Off he set one relative day,
right around the milkyway.
And he still got back for the previous night...

Master Ho,

Your humble servant would like to know; Do fish have necks?

And please, don't send any more pictures of fish wearing ties.

Before "Danny" pops the CB on the last curtain call of 'Nightsun',
I'll bet he can't prompt "Ho Lung" to answer, why is that the only thing that he woulkd have hangin' lower than Nick Lappos would be his knuckles?

After all no show without punch!

Only if he turned it on:}:ok:

1. 116
2.ecuador
3.sheep or horses
4. november
5. ox, goat or squirrel
6. dogs
7. albert
8. crimson
9. New zealand, US, Europe, Chile
10. Red

Wow, isn't Google wonderful...? :E


;)

Not that wonderful. Canary Islands are in Atlantic. Not everything that comes up on Google is accurate:}

Did Nick Lappos move the Canary Islands from the Pacific to the Atlantic then?:ooh:

No-one said I couldn't use google. The above questions actually come from the Education dept (how thick are you questionnaire) I think. The first question was how long did the thiry year war last? Too easy.

Ho lung chun a couple of questions!!

how do you distinguish between a R22 and R44 captain?

are squirrel pilots square and why is it called squirrel?:\

In this case where does "kiss my squirrel" get his pseudonym from in this conundrum?:confused:
tet

If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why do people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Oh Great Master Ho,

Since the USAF reports “There Are No UFOs”, when will they be publishing the IFO poster for us humble ground dwellers?

The word "abbreviation". What's that all about? They were kidding when they came up with that weren't they? Did they consider "abbre"?

Thanking you in anticipation.

papa68:O

Just checking....
 

How many roads must a man walk down?

I am amazed, humbled even, at what witty stuff "80-knot minds" can come up with. It almost makes me jealous to be a mere plank-driver. Almost but not quite.

chuks..
I am amazed, humbled even, at what witty stuff "80-knot minds" can come up with,
What planet are you on?
As a planky you sit in your comfortable seat and look after the 145 knots to Mach 0.9 stuff whilst we look after the important section, zero to one forty five.