Helicopter Maintenance Name??
 

Hi Guys and Gals, a friend of mine is opening a new helicopter maintenance operation and was asking me if I had any ideas on a catchy name. Over to you, I'm sure I can get a bottle of malt out of him if he uses any of the suggestions.

Thanks in anticipation!!

PS The Malt going to the person who supplies the name...not me that is :)

Viagra maintenance - We keep it up there!

Spinning firestarters - we keep you turning and burning!

The Mortgage Advice Centre

Tarman

Rotorwrench

If your mate changed his name accordingly by deed poll, he could call his new company 'Ben Dover Helicopter Maintenance'.

Most owners would probably raise a wry smile - we all know that's what happens everywhere anyway.

Ben Dover .........................Bent Hover Maintenance

Flingwing Services

:ok:

Happy to wrack my brains to win a bottle of malt :)

Is he brand specific?

"The Governor"

I'll keep thinking :)

:uhoh:

There may be some long(ish) memories here.

Edit. Disregard. There was a poster some years ago with the same handle. Still doing time I believe.

Spanners and hammers :E

G, Suss-Knutt Engineering.

Cheers

Whirls

OK, I only joined the Helicopter world this year, what am I missing?

What about "Whirls". Nice and simple.

I only like pure malts.

Oi, who are you calling "nice and simple"? :} That'll be Hendrick's Gin then please. :ok:

Cheers

Whirls

"'Copter Doctor"

Or, if there are female employees:

"Nutts-Titan Engineering"

"Talk Wench Engineering".

(Yes, very chauvinistic I know, but only meant in gentle fun :p ).

Blades Runner

loseyourshirt.com

"You bend 'em, We mend 'em"

Sycamore Maintenance

Hovver Bovver

Fixedchoppers4u

Rotorvation

The Chopper Shop

Disc Tilt Aviation Services

Nr Maintenance

Big Green Arrow Overhaul and Maintenance

patchedupchopper.com

chopperdoc

Airfix

Cyclic Engineering

Benoulli & Sons Engineering

Any Islay would be good, but Bowmore is a particular favourite.

Spinner Spanner

Ad Lib Engineering - We make it up as we go.........:ok:

These are good keep em coming.:D

"keep on turning"

"We always screw it up"

A name for all reasons...
 

"Collective Care" :D

"Return to Bender" ...as in, the person who broke it...but if you have to explain things it probably ain't working :rolleyes:

"Airfix" ...or has that been used already? :sad:

The Grease Pit

Windup Maintenance

Heli Hogs

Bend and Mend Maintenance

Now where's that wrench

Bodgit n Scarper

Alan Mann Engineering............(is it available yet?)

Dick Tur Pin

You F**k 'em, we fix 'em engineering.

The Helicopter Maintenance Company (UK)...........sorry!!!!!

I especially like Dantruck's suggestion of "Collective Care".

How about:

RotorNuts Maintenance

All-Dimension Helicopter Maintenance

We Love Helicopters

Chopper Fixers

Bladeslappers Maintenance

In The Curve Maintenance

SIB Helicopter Maintenance and Engineering

SIB = Sharp Intake of Breath - you know, what the engineer does when he sees an aircraft which needs a bit of work doing.

Chop-chop !

crash bang wallet :ok:

I.F Helicopter Maintenance ( I.F = i'ts Fu*kd):ok:

Bentelli Ltd

Brokelli Ltd

WAP Ltd (Aviation Division) (short for wing & prayer)

Gaffer Tape Services Ltd

Touchwood Aviation Ltd

Houghmuch! Aviation Services

ITL Cosia Ltd




I'll get my coat.......

How about...

"Vivaldi Helicopters - if it's 'Baroque', we'll fix it"

or

"Total Helicopter Maintenance - helicopters are our middle name"

Well, you've got to try when there is some Malt up for grabs!

Simon

Rotor maintenance - guaranteed for the life of the pilot