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Ad Lib Engineering - We make it up as we go.........:ok:

These are good keep em coming.:D

"keep on turning"

"We always screw it up"

A name for all reasons...
 

"Collective Care" :D

"Return to Bender" ...as in, the person who broke it...but if you have to explain things it probably ain't working :rolleyes:

"Airfix" ...or has that been used already? :sad:

The Grease Pit

Windup Maintenance

Heli Hogs

Bend and Mend Maintenance

Now where's that wrench

Bodgit n Scarper

Alan Mann Engineering............(is it available yet?)

Dick Tur Pin

You F**k 'em, we fix 'em engineering.

The Helicopter Maintenance Company (UK)...........sorry!!!!!

I especially like Dantruck's suggestion of "Collective Care".

How about:

RotorNuts Maintenance

All-Dimension Helicopter Maintenance

We Love Helicopters

Chopper Fixers

Bladeslappers Maintenance

In The Curve Maintenance

SIB Helicopter Maintenance and Engineering

SIB = Sharp Intake of Breath - you know, what the engineer does when he sees an aircraft which needs a bit of work doing.

Chop-chop !

crash bang wallet :ok:

I.F Helicopter Maintenance ( I.F = i'ts Fu*kd):ok:

Bentelli Ltd

Brokelli Ltd

WAP Ltd (Aviation Division) (short for wing & prayer)

Gaffer Tape Services Ltd

Touchwood Aviation Ltd

Houghmuch! Aviation Services

ITL Cosia Ltd




I'll get my coat.......

How about...

"Vivaldi Helicopters - if it's 'Baroque', we'll fix it"

or

"Total Helicopter Maintenance - helicopters are our middle name"

Well, you've got to try when there is some Malt up for grabs!

Simon

Rotor maintenance - guaranteed for the life of the pilot