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'The Metallica fans had found a much more extravagant (if a little expensive) way of getting to the concerts'

Average girls' arms 'too short' for push-starts, manufacturer finds.

The deaf dumb and blind twin sisters use sign language to call "clear prop" prior to their final, flawed attempt to fly over both North and South poles.

The support crew closed the door, removed the refuel hose and pointed out the start switches.

The girls were simply asked.."where have you just come from?"

'Anna Nicole Smith isn't really dead!' She's off flying choppers!

"What the s*!t are those things on top?"

What are their phone numbers??;)

"...............and it gets your nail varnish dry in no time. How cool is that?"

"It's 150 miles to Chicago, it's not dark, we're wearing our sunglasses and we're cleverly disguised as blond chicks. Hit it!!"

How to convert a Cockpit to a Box Office in one quick step:ok:

and the wind's from the......

Broken nails? Roger that Hairwolf, manicure truck on it's way!

'if we point at them long enough it might make them move'

'Scuse me, Scuse me! We can't find the makeup mirror. We're not going anywhere until we have a makeup mirror! Oh, and Buffy here wants to know if it comes in pink?

will it frizz our hair

Now...Just so we both agree....Up is that way ??? Right ??

Angry AOG pilot to DoM: “Gods man, exactly how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb…?!!”

:E

I/C

After refueling at the previous airport....."Yo mechanic! Can you come over and check this thing out? It's flying kind of wierd, like we've been dragging something the whole way over here!!":8

"Not that bloody photo again" (OK, tongue in cheek of course:} )
I'll get me coat...

"We sure get a lot more attention ever since we started dressing in drag"

"one big mac meal, fillet of fish and a thick shake":p

I'm very disappointed - Mrs Fission is female (good start), blonde (yes they do have more fun), and also a chopper pilot (hands off she's [on] mine ;-) )

She would be mortified to hear all the cheap shots you're taking at female drivers and frankly I'm very disappointed at your attitude :)

She's as over-sexed and has an overcharged ego like every one of us here. Oh and she would have the sky pink as it's a lot prettier. :E

No she's not inflatable ;-) Or a sheep etc etc

(Fortunately she doesn't read pprune ! or i'd be back in chains :ooh: )

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Free Beers - Tomorrow

Thats a good looking twin...

Malcolm Dinwhiddle, the insurance underwriter for the Men's Club corporate helicopter, suddenly considered additional CRM training might be needed after he asked who was the Captain in the newly hired crew.

And who wanted to be the nappy headed ho today?

look at the size of those intakes

Upon testing for the NEW Airwolf Movie
the pilots were asked, "which direction did the missle go again?"

MADY


did you notice the Thumbs up at the top of the control panel. That must be the guy sitting between them!

How many of those things are we supposed to have?:ugh:

Errrrrrrrrrr........ blades

The shopping center is ummmm.... that a way!

how many mauls to the gallon does it do?
R

Hef-icopter - Hef's 80th birthday present to himself
 

"Mr Hefner and his bunnies are now safely installed in the hot-tub in the back and we would like permission for engine start - (I'm not wearing that headset thingy though - do you realise how long it takes to get my hair looking like this?)

SB

I think I found the closeup! Some funky glasses there.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...30__Small_.jpg

You know the 430's an American machine. Look at the cupholder in the cockpit.

........." Ground - Bell430 - How many brain cells on board ? " :E

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../Coconutty.jpg

Ear we go Ear go Ear we go. Ear we go Ear go Ear we go ho.
 

Make the twirly fings go round we can go that way and find more shops. Yippy.

Family
 

:hmm: The left one is actually my sister...

"excuse me is there a choke lever for me to hang my handbag"

Cupholder? Id say cup size would be a 12D.;)