"1.62 kilometers to the mile... ...no wait, 2.54 centimeter equals one inch, OK, the map says this is a 12,400' peak and the POH says hover ceiling is 3770 meters, carry the three aw crap DOESN'T ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH??!!"


<or>


"You in the thong, come help push or we'll be here all night!"


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"Ohhh. Riiiight. Pull UP on this and the houses get smaller. Should I try again?"


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"Still think you've got the spot made?"


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"Damnit, I never should have traded in the reindeer on this peice of @#$#%!"

So, does this altimeter show ASL or AGL?

Last one down has to walk back up!

Person on left to person on right:

"Does my bum look big in this?"

I take it i dont pass my IR then

You did remember to add a 1000 feet to the figures on the chart i suppose

I know we are short of sloping ground sites but dont you think this is going a bit far.

Budgie let it go its not a cake

Damn, 3 feet higher and we would have missed it!

"Don't forget to reset your altimeter to the proper field barometric pressure before entering the landing pattern"

What do you mean "Pull more collective, its in my armpit now. some one else will have to get out as well".

captions...
 

thong guy - `I thought thermal underwear was meant to keep you warm......my ass is freezing`


:E :D

Budgie the helicopter was having serious trouble overcoming his sugar addiction.

The DEA celebrate cracking a major cocaine smuggling operation.

"No, this mountain is too heavy to lift. Let's try the next one"

" come on get digging, their is no way it wil go over so well have to go thru!"

"hey, it's not like I broke anything and besides, who's gonna believe it anyway???" :rolleyes:

Captain Sipho used to drive minibusses in Gauteng before getting his Wings.

There seems to be the start of some plagiarism going on, eh Big Tudor! :eek:

By the way, that wasn't an entry to the caption contest!

....not the first time I have got my chopper stuck somewhere unfortunate........

"what was the MORA for this stretch?"

Engineers check out the new FLIR cooling modification.

(ack Obs J)

Breaking news on Entertainment Tonight
 

Shocking news tonight as kids all over the world are stunned to learn that Budgie AKA scarface is caught sniffing a mountain of coke.... just before introducing his little friend

I thought Squirrels were supposed to be found in trees.

No this one is not covered by The RAC or the AA.

Captain you know I told you about Marshmellow mountain, well the chaps are out taking samples.

This is the last time you navigate.

So 1 avalanche
2 Bury the mother in law
3 claim the insurance
4 off to the bar
5 Peace and quiet.