about helipilots
 

in reply to the typical emails that get about 1000 replies, here's a joke:

how do you know if there is a helicopter pilot at a party?
- he'll tell you!

We use the same joke for Harrier pilots!

What does a helicopter pilot use for birth control?













His personality.

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How do ya know your lookin at a pilot?

The size of his bloody watch! :cool:




Apologies in advance for this one Heliport.


Why do fast jet pilots have such big d***s?

Cos ya have to be a rite pr**k to be one!! :p

Why do guys become helicopter pilots?

Becasue they are too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.;)

How are helicopter pilots and seagulls alike?

They sit around, eat , Sh*t, make a whole lot of noise and to get them to fly you have to throw rocks at them.;)

RB

A SAR crew were sitting around the table waiting for something to happen when the captain got up and headed towards the toilet, explaining that he was "going to give birth to an aircrewman"
Met shortly after with the reply of "don't foget to wipe your pilot"

Whats the difference between a hedgehog and a police helicopter?

The hedgehog's got pricks on the outside:E

A pilot walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

"Where did you get that?" asked the barman

"The pub next door" said the parrot



Unrelated but similar:

Why do police dog have handlers?

Police dogs can't use radios

Wossup Tigerpic? Some steely-eyed lantern-jawed rotary type nick your bird at a party?!

Whats he difference between a pilot and God?



God doesn't think he's a pilot!:O

You can tell a helicopter pilot a mile off ......

.. but you cant tell 'em close up!

This girl rushes into a police station and says to the cop behind the desk " Help, help! I've just been raped by a pilot."
The old sargeant behind the desk says," Hang on Luv, just slow down a bit. How do you know he was a pilot?"
"Well", she says " He had a big watch, a little d*ck, and he wouldn't stop talking about himself."

You can always tell a helicopter engineer........ but you can't tell them much!