about helipilots
about helipilots
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From: 1 deg south, avoiding Malaria P Falciparium
Why do guys become helicopter pilots?
Becasue they are too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.
How are helicopter pilots and seagulls alike?
They sit around, eat , !!!!!, make a whole lot of noise and to get them to fly you have to throw rocks at them.
RB
Becasue they are too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.
How are helicopter pilots and seagulls alike?
They sit around, eat , !!!!!, make a whole lot of noise and to get them to fly you have to throw rocks at them.
RB
Last edited by rotorboy; 18th August 2003 at 08:36.
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From: Australia
A SAR crew were sitting around the table waiting for something to happen when the captain got up and headed towards the toilet, explaining that he was "going to give birth to an aircrewman"
Met shortly after with the reply of "don't foget to wipe your pilot"
Met shortly after with the reply of "don't foget to wipe your pilot"
Joined: Nov 2000
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From: White Waltham, Prestwick & Calgary
A pilot walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
"Where did you get that?" asked the barman
"The pub next door" said the parrot
Unrelated but similar:
Why do police dog have handlers?
Police dogs can't use radios
"Where did you get that?" asked the barman
"The pub next door" said the parrot
Unrelated but similar:
Why do police dog have handlers?
Police dogs can't use radios
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From: Oz. Mahgni
This girl rushes into a police station and says to the cop behind the desk " Help, help! I've just been raped by a pilot."
The old sargeant behind the desk says," Hang on Luv, just slow down a bit. How do you know he was a pilot?"
"Well", she says " He had a big watch, a little d*ck, and he wouldn't stop talking about himself."
The old sargeant behind the desk says," Hang on Luv, just slow down a bit. How do you know he was a pilot?"
"Well", she says " He had a big watch, a little d*ck, and he wouldn't stop talking about himself."
