about helipilots
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about helipilots
in reply to the typical emails that get about 1000 replies, here's a joke:
how do you know if there is a helicopter pilot at a party?
- he'll tell you!
how do you know if there is a helicopter pilot at a party?
- he'll tell you!
We use the same joke for Harrier pilots!
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How do ya know your lookin at a pilot?
The size of his bloody watch!
Apologies in advance for this one Heliport.
Why do fast jet pilots have such big d***s?
Cos ya have to be a rite pr**k to be one!!
The size of his bloody watch!
Apologies in advance for this one Heliport.
Why do fast jet pilots have such big d***s?
Cos ya have to be a rite pr**k to be one!!
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Why do guys become helicopter pilots?
Becasue they are too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.
How are helicopter pilots and seagulls alike?
They sit around, eat , Sh*t, make a whole lot of noise and to get them to fly you have to throw rocks at them.
RB
Becasue they are too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.
How are helicopter pilots and seagulls alike?
They sit around, eat , Sh*t, make a whole lot of noise and to get them to fly you have to throw rocks at them.
RB
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A SAR crew were sitting around the table waiting for something to happen when the captain got up and headed towards the toilet, explaining that he was "going to give birth to an aircrewman"
Met shortly after with the reply of "don't foget to wipe your pilot"
Met shortly after with the reply of "don't foget to wipe your pilot"
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A pilot walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder
"Where did you get that?" asked the barman
"The pub next door" said the parrot
Unrelated but similar:
Why do police dog have handlers?
Police dogs can't use radios
"Where did you get that?" asked the barman
"The pub next door" said the parrot
Unrelated but similar:
Why do police dog have handlers?
Police dogs can't use radios
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This girl rushes into a police station and says to the cop behind the desk " Help, help! I've just been raped by a pilot."
The old sargeant behind the desk says," Hang on Luv, just slow down a bit. How do you know he was a pilot?"
"Well", she says " He had a big watch, a little d*ck, and he wouldn't stop talking about himself."
The old sargeant behind the desk says," Hang on Luv, just slow down a bit. How do you know he was a pilot?"
"Well", she says " He had a big watch, a little d*ck, and he wouldn't stop talking about himself."
