Opinions are like arse holes every one has got one..!!:ok:

From a test pilot mate, who flew loads of different types, but did not know the checks for each one...

'If it moves, push it forwards, if it's electric, turn it on. Shiny switches everyday and dusty ones for emergencies'

Heard from an engineer at Shawbury when a student was takin an inordinate amount of time to do a walkround: 'Christ, is he flyin' it or buyin' it?'

And my favourite politically incorrect one (made me cry with laughter 1st time I heard it...'If women were meant to fly, they would have had their flaps on their arms.':}