Things Nick Lappos Is Not Allowed To Do
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I have heard that Nick once passed his hand over an 18 degree offset, and when it was measured later, it was transformed to 90 degress.
There was another rumor about Nick and Mother Theresa while he was in India but this is not an appropriate forum to discuss the details of that, um, union.
If not his own religion, then at least Sainthood for Nick should be seriously considered in one of the current religions. Shawn could still be the Demi-god.
Imagine Stratford as the New Vatican of the Church of Lappos.
There was another rumor about Nick and Mother Theresa while he was in India but this is not an appropriate forum to discuss the details of that, um, union.
If not his own religion, then at least Sainthood for Nick should be seriously considered in one of the current religions. Shawn could still be the Demi-god.
Imagine Stratford as the New Vatican of the Church of Lappos.
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I can see the modified scriptures now:
"on the third day he rose again and taxied the commanche sideways at 70kts, he ascended into heaven (in a S-92) and he is seated at the right hand of the father (Igor).......
"on the third day he rose again and taxied the commanche sideways at 70kts, he ascended into heaven (in a S-92) and he is seated at the right hand of the father (Igor).......
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Nick Lappos is the only guy I know who's been out on the razzle with Neil Armstrong, so perhaps he has special dispensation to spell his name wrong.
But has he been out on the razzle with Nicole Kidman? And does she fly rotary?
But has he been out on the razzle with Nicole Kidman? And does she fly rotary?
