Any ideas on preparing a speech!

[murdock]

Hey people,

I have to do about a 5 minute speech on the importance to helicopter pilots of grease, oil and Lubricants. Its a beinngers CFi thing. Was wondering if any of you had any ideas as to how i can liven it up a bit?

Cheers!

[Dave Jackson]

Provide the participants with a libational lubricant.

Bottoms up!

[Grainger]

If you can get hold of 'em, show them some examples of manked up components taken from a failed engine - you know, stuck valve, busted conrod that sort of thing. Should get the message across !

[MBJ]

Insert picture of lightly oiled blonde into any sequence of slides. Intersperse close-up shots of suitably greased nipples amongst the manky engine bits?

[murdock]

Thanks Grainger, I was kinda going along those lines. The rest of the suggestions was pretty much expected from a topic like this one, but what can you do?!