Ouch: but why?

[Squeaks]

Kung Fu master uses his penis to pull enormous HELICOPTER in latest bizarre world record

You have to wonder at the cr@p in the Daily Mirror, but the unanswered question has to be: why?

[Freewheel]

Someone send that man a brochure for a chopper spotter....

[Bell_ringer]

If it had skids I'd be super-impressed

[Flying Binghi]

Asian lengthening method eh..

[Impress to inflate]

One BIG chopper and one small chopper

[noflynomore]

Don't believe a word of it. There must be a harness in there, testicles aren't attached by very much at all, there's no way you could pull 12 tons of cars with them, they'd be torn off. I doubt whether a penis is well enough attached for that either.
And no amount of Foo Kwung Dung or any other sort of "training" is going to strengthen those parts as they are not muscular.
Physiologically impossible hooey.

[hihover]

Looks like military pilot selection to me.

[jimcarler]

Superb work all round

[Bell_ringer]

Originally Posted by noflynomore

...testicles aren't attached by very much at all

He's a kung-fu master not a fixed-wing pilot

[Droopy]

Innovative Bell tug.....

[SASless]

Just your ordinary US Army Warrant Officer Helicopter Pilot in action!

[ShyTorque]

I hope he kept the ball in the middle.

[Self loading bear]

Simples, to counteract the Johnny English KungFu lessons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOSZ...&feature=share

[donut king]

https://youtu.be/6abY3QghzpY