Compliments of the Season
Nigerian In Law
All The Best Ladies & Gents !
Compliments of the Season to all from a cancer-surviving retired pilot spending Xmas day with his enjoyably alcoholic son (runs in the family !). 
Sincerely hope all Ppruners have a safe, happy and healthy 2017.
NEO
Sincerely hope all Ppruners have a safe, happy and healthy 2017.
NEO
DEAR FORUM FRIENDS!
All I wanted to say to you and yours was "Happy New Year"... then my attorney, who was here for a bit of eggnog, saw what was written and said it needed to be "adjusted"---this is what came back...
From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee's")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices 0f your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by the below cited terms and that this greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal:
1.This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary copyright rights of the wishor's are acknowledged.
2.This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement the inferences contained in this correspondence.
3.This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishee's in certain geographical locations.
4.This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5.The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor's....Ya got it?.
Well, I decided to risk it anyway and say,
”A SUPER 2017 TO Y'ALL!”
All I wanted to say to you and yours was "Happy New Year"... then my attorney, who was here for a bit of eggnog, saw what was written and said it needed to be "adjusted"---this is what came back...
From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee's")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices 0f your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by the below cited terms and that this greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal:
1.This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary copyright rights of the wishor's are acknowledged.
2.This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement the inferences contained in this correspondence.
3.This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishee's in certain geographical locations.
4.This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5.The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor's....Ya got it?.
Well, I decided to risk it anyway and say,
”A SUPER 2017 TO Y'ALL!”
Gordy's Lawyer
Gordy,
Pretty lousy lawyer you have as he forgot this:
6. This wish is intended for the above named wishees only. It may contain confidential information that is privileged. If you are not the intended wishee, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this wish and any attachment(s) is strictly prohibited. If you have received this wish by error, please immediately notify the wisher by replying to this wish and deleting the wish including any attachment(s) from your system. Thank you in advance for your cooperation and assistance. Although the wisher has taken reasonable precautions to ensure no viruses are present in this wish, the wisher cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage arising from the use of this wish or attachments.
But all best wishes to you too!
(Gordy and all ppruners)
SLB
Pretty lousy lawyer you have as he forgot this:
6. This wish is intended for the above named wishees only. It may contain confidential information that is privileged. If you are not the intended wishee, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this wish and any attachment(s) is strictly prohibited. If you have received this wish by error, please immediately notify the wisher by replying to this wish and deleting the wish including any attachment(s) from your system. Thank you in advance for your cooperation and assistance. Although the wisher has taken reasonable precautions to ensure no viruses are present in this wish, the wisher cannot accept responsibility for any loss or damage arising from the use of this wish or attachments.
But all best wishes to you too!
(Gordy and all ppruners)
SLB
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Merry Christmas, Paco, and to everyone else. May your Nr never decay.
I wish to add my Holiday Greetings to all an sundry....hug up on your Loved Ones while you can!
I buried my Mother yesterday....wish I had hugged her one more time!
I buried my Mother yesterday....wish I had hugged her one more time!
Santa has been and gone in the Antipodes, the day is forecast for 36C, seafood is nicely chilled in the fridge with a couple of magnums of French bubbles alongside
For all Rotorheads everywhere, a very Merry Christmas
and a special thought for those on duty everywhere, from firefighters here to public service and military pilots who are still off to fly on this day of peace and reflection.
For all Rotorheads everywhere, a very Merry Christmas
and a special thought for those on duty everywhere, from firefighters here to public service and military pilots who are still off to fly on this day of peace and reflection.
Overcast and windy for Christmas in SW UK - much more grim up North.
Turkey ready for the barbeque, ridiculous pile of pressies under the tree, champagne cooling in the fridge.
Have a great Christmas ppruners and a very safe 2017, cheers all
Turkey ready for the barbeque, ridiculous pile of pressies under the tree, champagne cooling in the fridge.
Have a great Christmas ppruners and a very safe 2017, cheers all