Nick Lappos-no more questions
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About the Kiwi's
Great thread, laughed till I cried, again the shoe polish is a real winner, but--- no one really addressed what the letters KIWI stand for --Keen Individual Without Intelligence!!
Just a rocket from Sunny Queensland! Actually one of my best friends is a Kiwi!
Just a rocket from Sunny Queensland! Actually one of my best friends is a Kiwi!
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another sensssible questions for He Long Chin
Did Peeking man own Peeking duck?
Why is it not called Sum Dim?
And on an aquadynamicable note, does water escaping from the sink suffer from retreating plug stall?
An answer from the great Hung Choo Long respectfully appreciated.
Keep your Chopper up.
Why is it not called Sum Dim?
And on an aquadynamicable note, does water escaping from the sink suffer from retreating plug stall?
An answer from the great Hung Choo Long respectfully appreciated.
Keep your Chopper up.
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There was a professor of flight,
who resolved to travel faster than light.
Off he set one relative day,
right around the milkyway.
And he still got back for the previous night...
who resolved to travel faster than light.
Off he set one relative day,
right around the milkyway.
And he still got back for the previous night...
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Before "Danny" pops the CB on the last curtain call of 'Nightsun',
I'll bet he can't prompt "Ho Lung" to answer, why is that the only thing that he woulkd have hangin' lower than Nick Lappos would be his knuckles?
After all no show without punch!
I'll bet he can't prompt "Ho Lung" to answer, why is that the only thing that he woulkd have hangin' lower than Nick Lappos would be his knuckles?
After all no show without punch!
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
No-one said I couldn't use google. The above questions actually come from the Education dept (how thick are you questionnaire) I think. The first question was how long did the thiry year war last? Too easy.
Purveyor of Egg Liqueur to Lucifer
If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
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The word "abbreviation". What's that all about? They were kidding when they came up with that weren't they? Did they consider "abbre"?
Thanking you in anticipation.
papa68
Thanking you in anticipation.
papa68
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Just checking....
How many roads must a man walk down?
I am amazed, humbled even, at what witty stuff "80-knot minds" can come up with. It almost makes me jealous to be a mere plank-driver. Almost but not quite.
I am amazed, humbled even, at what witty stuff "80-knot minds" can come up with. It almost makes me jealous to be a mere plank-driver. Almost but not quite.
chuks..
I am amazed, humbled even, at what witty stuff "80-knot minds" can come up with,
What planet are you on?
As a planky you sit in your comfortable seat and look after the 145 knots to Mach 0.9 stuff whilst we look after the important section, zero to one forty five.
I am amazed, humbled even, at what witty stuff "80-knot minds" can come up with,
What planet are you on?
As a planky you sit in your comfortable seat and look after the 145 knots to Mach 0.9 stuff whilst we look after the important section, zero to one forty five.