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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 00:07
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 05:39
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Ad Lib Engineering - We make it up as we go.........
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 10:26
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These are good keep em coming.
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"keep on turning"
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 12:31
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"We always screw it up"
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You Want It When
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 15:21
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A name for all reasons...

"Collective Care"

"Return to Bender" ...as in, the person who broke it...but if you have to explain things it probably ain't working

"Airfix" ...or has that been used already?
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 15:53
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The Grease Pit

Windup Maintenance

Heli Hogs

Bend and Mend Maintenance
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 16:02
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Now where's that wrench
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 17:58
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Bodgit n Scarper

Alan Mann Engineering............(is it available yet?)

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Old 24th Nov 2010, 18:08
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You F**k 'em, we fix 'em engineering.
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 18:16
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The Helicopter Maintenance Company (UK)...........sorry!!!!!
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Old 25th Nov 2010, 01:56
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I especially like Dantruck's suggestion of "Collective Care".

How about:

RotorNuts Maintenance

All-Dimension Helicopter Maintenance

We Love Helicopters

Chopper Fixers

Bladeslappers Maintenance

In The Curve Maintenance
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Old 25th Nov 2010, 04:50
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SIB Helicopter Maintenance and Engineering

SIB = Sharp Intake of Breath - you know, what the engineer does when he sees an aircraft which needs a bit of work doing.
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Old 25th Nov 2010, 06:22
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Chop-chop !
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Old 25th Nov 2010, 06:29
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crash bang wallet
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Old 25th Nov 2010, 16:23
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I.F Helicopter Maintenance ( I.F = i'ts Fu*kd)
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Old 25th Nov 2010, 16:37
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Bentelli Ltd

Brokelli Ltd

WAP Ltd (Aviation Division) (short for wing & prayer)

Gaffer Tape Services Ltd

Touchwood Aviation Ltd

Houghmuch! Aviation Services

ITL Cosia Ltd




I'll get my coat.......
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Old 26th Nov 2010, 09:27
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How about...

"Vivaldi Helicopters - if it's 'Baroque', we'll fix it"

or

"Total Helicopter Maintenance - helicopters are our middle name"

Well, you've got to try when there is some Malt up for grabs!

Simon
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Old 26th Nov 2010, 12:22
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Rotor maintenance - guaranteed for the life of the pilot
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