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Old 11th Jan 2010, 12:38
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"Must Have" For Helicopter Pilots

Tired of being away from home, touring getting you down, stuck in boring places, just plain lonely sometimes. Tired of reading books, playing video games, no one to play Chess with, given up on local media?

Here's something that just might become a "Must Have" for those of you who are looking for the cure for your malaise. Don't leave home without it!

World's first sex robot revealed | The Sun |News
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 13:15
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First the wheel, and then sliced bread...................
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SaSless,

Oh dear , whats the point if it (sorry She, or hey you) can't hoover, dust and polish, wash, Iron, cook and then warm the sheets, best stay as I am, and put up with the ear bashing and Wonderful shopping trips, and the auto drink stopping device allied to the auto finger stopping the TV playing the F1 at high volume, or the Cricket or the Rugby.

Well hang on I am considering it,

I'll let you know !!

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I hear the "B" Model will fetch Beer! That should be a hit with lads from Oz!
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"The dark-haired, lingerie-clad robot has inbuilt artificial intelligence — meaning she can talk footie and cars with her owner."


I don't have any interest in football and cars, so no good for me!
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Bugger, I was about to believe it was the perfect substitute and got to the fine print:

"Once activated the robot would only cease to function when half of your properties/income is under her name".

Still I stick to the old fashion divorce, when it came.

Brilliant laughs anyhow
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You should see what the T.2 + model will do!
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Robowife...

Why not just get one of these....





I'll go away now....
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The good news is that, not only has SP4 been included in the latest model, Bell Cranks have been installed at either end of the arm servos to prevent the onset of divergent instability. Earlier models were noted for causing serious injuries because of this!
Bell Cranks were employed rather than reducing the Nr as the latter was seen as reducing the overall enjoyment.......
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 16:34
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I understand there are built in fault in a large No,s of this model, we are back to user testing program!! if you have a no fault model it is best to hold on to it, remember there are usually in built faults in ALL new types that manifest themselves over a period of time
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Would anyone like to guess her weight ( empty)?.....It will help my CG calcs!
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 18:00
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I cant wait to show her my big watch and tell her im a helicopter pilot, thats as far as I normaly get
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I never fly the A model of anything.
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Not quite as 'advanced' as this Fembot

YouTube - fembot

My wife doesn't share my interest in flying , but just let's me get on with it anyway...

To the wives who let us get on with it, never see the credit card bills and never question our purchases
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For some reason, I'm reminded of the phrase.

"If it flies, floats or f*cks, rent it, don't buy it!"
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Hi-Tech competition for Sheep?
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tick, tick, tick,

(waiting for whirls to log in)

tick, tick, tick....
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Nothing replaces Sheep!

Peter
After reading your post I had to check if my missus had left me... nope, she's still here.
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