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Old 7th Jul 2008, 09:06
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your favourite old timers rules of thumb?

how about sharing some of those old tried and true rules that we could all benefit from???

flying ones that is....
good on ya...
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 09:15
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Happiness is a two-inch TAF!

Cheers

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I'm sure not all Welshmen would agree, but I guess size doesnt matter
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Two inch TAFS can say "240/10 CAVOK".

But also "VRB 0200 FG"

"Yukky day", as they say in Wales.
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But along with "VRB 0200 FG" will be a whole host of other info (w/v e.g.) making the TAF nearly three inches and then it ain't happiness!

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I thought happiness was a cigar called Hamlet???
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Don't fly if you can't fit your thumb over the TAF!!
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"Old men love to give good advice when no longer able to give bad example!"

Applies right across the board, believe me!!

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whattsa TAF?
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 11:32
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You only ever have too much fuel when you're on fire!!
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"Better to be on the ground wishing you were flying than to be in the air wishing you were on the ground!"

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Typical
Australian
F'ickness
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 12:25
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If the angle of dangle,exceeds the norm,

The urge is constant.

(P of F)
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 12:26
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Always "Chicken" out early!


Always go with a girl with small hands......it makes yer Willy look bigger.
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If you're sitting in a helicopter with the rotors turning and the engine(s) running, and the captain is no longer in the cockpit, you probably shouldn't be either.

Flying in worsening conditions is a lot like sex: once you've started, it's really hard to stop, and unless you're incredibly lucky, afterwards you'll wish you pulled out early.
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 13:28
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Shame Hogg didn't take that advice!!

Cheers

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For those not acquainted with Hogg!
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Old 7th Jul 2008, 13:35
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Airspeed is life ~ Altitude is life insurance.

Experience is something you get just after you needed it.
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The three great lies in life......

1. "The cheque is in the post!"

2. "I love you too!"

3. "Hi, I'm from Head Office, I'm here to help!"
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On that note, SASless.....

"No matter how many times you shake your peg, the last wee drop runs down your leg!"
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It's been a slow day, wouldn't you know......

“If bull**** was music, those f*****s could dance all night!”

“If brains were dynamite, that boy wouldn't blow his nose!”

“If arseholes could fly, this place would be a bloody airport!”
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