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Old 21st Jun 2005, 00:28
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Flyer43,

Ye know naught boyo....just twist their tails round and round...at some point they will turn their heads around to see what yer doing...then you can give them a sweet kiss if you want.

(Eacott told me that up at Sumburgh one night! He seemed to be in the know!))
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Old 21st Jun 2005, 02:46
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I am not going to ask what you call a Kiwi with more than one girlfriend.
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'cos you all know: a Shepherd
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Old 21st Jun 2005, 08:55
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What does a Kiwi call a sheep tied to a street light?

A leisure centre !!
 
Old 21st Jun 2005, 09:25
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Welshman walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm -

He says "This is the pig I sleep with when you won't give me sex!"

His sleepy wife responds from the bed "I think you will find that is a sheep!!"

He responds "I think you will find that I was talking to the sheep!!!!"

(Blame TimS for that one)
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Old 22nd Jun 2005, 01:30
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He who feeds me and lets me sleep on his bed just muttered something about "velcro gloves" being all the rage in NZed

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Old 22nd Jun 2005, 01:41
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TeeS

C'mon, it'was just an honest question... what do I know about your bear traditions??? I'm just a very very innocent Icelandic farmer's son...
Up here even the word "moonshine" has a whole different meaning than elsewhere, that I found out on the new thing called the Internet!
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Old 22nd Jun 2005, 02:03
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A friend's wife asked me the other day when I planned to take a wife.....she did not like my reply....."When I find a sheep that can cook!"

Ever wonder why the US Navy has Marines on board all their ships?

Sheep would be too obivious!
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Old 23rd Jun 2005, 18:21
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About to get caught up on all yer work.....try this site....

http://www.abcarcade.com/games/shoot...rrorism2.shtml
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Old 23rd Jun 2005, 23:44
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Oh! Thanks SaSless, I really nead an early night and you introduce that one! I always considered myself immune from those sensless computer games and now I am hooked.

By the way, I have seen the films and those magazines hold far more ammunition than the game would suggest, Arnie keeps that rate of fire up for hours!!

Cheers

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Old 24th Jun 2005, 00:44
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SAS

I'monna sue yur a*se for this one...
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Old 25th Jun 2005, 10:03
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Just to ice you boredom cake, click here - this made me piss myself !

oprah W gets murdered

and while you're there, you can play this drinking game too !!

drinking game

and here for a strange hovering heli...

hovering heli

this should keep you out of trouble for around 30 seconds or so !

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Old 25th Jun 2005, 14:20
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The Dark Side

That Oprah clip was hilarious, soda out the nose funny
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Old 25th Jun 2005, 15:46
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The drinking games fantastic.
A bit like hovering for a new recruit.
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Old 20th Oct 2005, 14:49
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Another pointless game....

Came across this. Don't ask how much time I've spent playing it.

http://www.totebo.com/monkeylander/

Enjoy!
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Old 20th Oct 2005, 21:17
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heheheheeeheh more ways to waste time..thanx.
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Old 20th Oct 2005, 21:56
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Equally pointless

http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf
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Old 21st Oct 2005, 05:10
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You are both utter, utter b@st@rds!

(have only cracked 500 on the Daffy game so far - not for want of trying...)
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Old 21st Oct 2005, 08:42
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I've managed 5355 so far...now please stop forcing me to waste time! !!!!
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Old 21st Oct 2005, 11:31
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Now up to 10,050...and I'm never ever playing it again!!!!!!!
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Old 21st Oct 2005, 15:25
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14200 Go on me!!!
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