Five Iron Joke

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron
> wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
> happened.
> Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf
> with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to
> look for
> it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had
> something
> white
> at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough,
> there was
> my wife's golf ball.......... stuck right in the middle of the cow's
> butt.
> That's when I made my mistake.
> "What did you do?", asks the doctor.
> Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like
> yours!"