Very close call on N.Sea platform!

[skydriller]

One pax was on the step and fell of and is going apes**t because his boots got damaged!!

.....That will have been the Drilling Contractor then......


... The successful Drilling Contractor parked his brand-new
>Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.
>
> As he got out, a lorry came along too close to the kerb and
> completely tore off the driver's door. The Drilling
> Contractor immediately grabbed his Mobile Phone and dialled
> 999 and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
>
> Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the
> Drilling Contractor started screaming hysterically that his
> car, which he had just picked up that day, was now completely
> ruined and would never be the same no matter how hard the
> body shop tried to make it new again.
>
> After the Drilling Contractor finally wound down from his
> rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
>
> "I can't believe how materialistic you Drilling Contractors
> are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that
> you don't notice anything else."
>
> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the Drilling Contractor
> arrogantly.
>
> The policeman replied, "Didn't you realise that your left arm
> is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off
> when the truck hit you."
>The Drilling Contractor looked down
> in absolute horror, "F***ing Hell!" he screamed
>
> "Where's my F 'in Rolex?"



Regards, SD..