What I'd like for Christmas
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What I'd like for Christmas
Forget all about phase lag and tail rotor drift and think of somethings that would please you if they turned up in the stocking hanging at the end of the bed on Christmas morning.
Shapely dames are a definite but what other gadgets might you like.
1. Tail rotors that play classical music during approaches to landing site in residential areas.
2. Windscreen rip of strips like F1 drivers helmet vizors.
3. Central locking and remote control, for access panels and luggage lockers.
4. Self closing passenger doors.
5. Shoe pollishing device on pedals.
6. Self parking and auto refuelling program.
Shapely dames are a definite but what other gadgets might you like.
1. Tail rotors that play classical music during approaches to landing site in residential areas.
2. Windscreen rip of strips like F1 drivers helmet vizors.
3. Central locking and remote control, for access panels and luggage lockers.
4. Self closing passenger doors.
5. Shoe pollishing device on pedals.
6. Self parking and auto refuelling program.




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Oil field scales that weigh within 50% of actual weight....
Oil field clocks that measure minutes by other than hours increments....
Management that knows what a helicopter is....
Employee pay tied to Senior management bonus payments...
Oil field clocks that measure minutes by other than hours increments....
Management that knows what a helicopter is....
Employee pay tied to Senior management bonus payments...
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A solution for MD
A truly new product from Bell
More competition for OH of Turbomeca products
A Super EC 120
Free Scotch
A toast to all who took the time to help someone else in need.
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self tidying and fastening seat belts;
all passengers to be under 100kgs;
two of those super EC120s;
solar powered air conditioning system that weighs under 10 kgs;
ATC and airport management who remember about helicopters when they make their plans and procedures;
ATC and airport management who don't make things worse every time for helicopters when they make their plans and procedures;
all passengers to be under 100kgs;
two of those super EC120s;
solar powered air conditioning system that weighs under 10 kgs;
ATC and airport management who remember about helicopters when they make their plans and procedures;
ATC and airport management who don't make things worse every time for helicopters when they make their plans and procedures;




