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Old 21st Jul 2003, 19:31
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Worst excuse for a bad landing?

On a KLM LHR to AMS flight last Friday evening, the pilot managed the heaviest landing I've experienced in around 400 flights in cattle class. While taxiing to the gate, he explained to the passengers that it had been caused by, 'the hardness of the asphalt on the new runway'.

I doubt it was wind shear, so was it just a new co-pilot cock-up?
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Old 21st Jul 2003, 19:46
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new co-pilot cock-up?
I've seen some captains do pretty crap landings too.

Why does the world seem to think they have the right to comment and pass judgement on pilots' landings. All office workers will have made cock ups in their time and they dont have the public judge them.....

Strafer - I see you have a PPL. Perhaps you should know better. How would feel if your pax critiscised your slightly less than perfect touch down ?
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Touch a nerve, did he, expedite_climb?
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One I heard was the captain reported the hardness of the landing was due to the fact the runway had been relaid since he was last there and was six inches higher than before.
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expedite_climb keep your Alans on!

My point wasn't that I don't make bad landings myself - in fact I'm excellent at bad landings - it was that if I tried to tell my passengers it was because the new runway was too hard, they'd laugh at me.
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Maybe I'm way off track here, but is it possible that the pilot was sharing a joke at his own expense?
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I suspect NWSRG is right, these pilots surely made the comments in jest.
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Sorry - came across a little harsh, and wasnt really directed at you entirely strafer. I'm just get irritated the way people think they can judge us.

As for 'hard asphalt', cripes its scarey that the guy thought that was a reasonable excuse.
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Red face Lame excuse

I was jumpseating on a 727-100 when a senior captain pounded it in.

He tried to explain to me that the main gear sit so far behind the CG that when you rotate the nose the main gear slams down.

True comment I suppose, but trying to make an excuse seems kinda tacky.

Besides that, as long as you're on centerline, on speed and in the touchdown zone, who cares?

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Old 22nd Jul 2003, 04:25
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As a PPLer pax, I don't mind the hard landings, they make me feel better about my arrivals

It's the very occasional (apparent) floaters that worry me.
 
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expedite_ , My goodness, get a life. If you cant take criticism over a simple landing, then get out the kitchen, your girls blouse might catch alight. Pilots are usually made of sterner stuff, take it on the chin, i promise you wont be psycologicaly scared for life. In fact it could improve it. LEARN. If you have an equal amount of landings to take off's then your doing ok.
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Old 22nd Jul 2003, 07:35
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Is it possible that on a new runway the surface is much more slippery and that you have to "dump" it on the rwy to get more grip (same thing on a wet rwy etc.)...
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I've had a fair share of clangers at AMS, maybe the rumway is a bit too hard!

Worst I ever experienced (in the back) was a KLMuk Fokker 100 at AMS - given that particular aircraft's penchant for collapsing gear, I was a little worried!
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AS a SLF I like the concept of X = Y where X = the number of landings and Y = the number of takeoffs. It has a ring of survival to it.
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''Er.. sorry 'bout that folks but the runway sort of sneaked up on me!''

heard over the PA on arrival at SYD one summers day...
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Old 22nd Jul 2003, 12:45
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Wingview just accounted for the majority of percieved hard landings- they're intended. Short, wet, crosswinds, traffic in trail, etc.
You pay to get there safe. Sometimes that requires us to plant it. Sometimes thumpers just happen also.

Any landing where you can use the plane again is a good landing.
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I once had a passenger ask if I had my eyes closed when I thumped the metro on the ground one dark night, I replied, "Nope that's too scary" a couple of the pax laughed.

But when flying a Metro every landing is generally a thumber. Good ol metros....
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Best excuse ? "Ladies and gentlemen, my First Officer would like to apologise for the firmness of HIS landing."
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Never seen a bad landing on an airliner, I fly very often as a pax BTW. I've seen very firm landings but never one where any of the other pax have complained. This only re-inforces my faith in airline pilots As for my own landings, I grease it on every time (not)
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Old 23rd Jul 2003, 07:13
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One I have heard at my aviating venue, after a "firm" landing -
"Which b****** turned the gravity up?"
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