Jokes during interviews
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Excellent responses chaps, but thankfully I wasn't presented with this awkward question after all.
Instead I was subjected to basic aerodynamic theory questions which I stumbled on dreadfully, was attacked verbally for my lack of professional knowledge, but (in the opinion of my interviewer(s)) held my cool & didn't resort to tears or physical violence.
Job's in the bag.
Hope you won't be offended if I steal your jokes!
PS Big Time Wannabe - good luck with your job hunting!
[This message has been edited by Kiltie (edited 09 March 2001).]
Instead I was subjected to basic aerodynamic theory questions which I stumbled on dreadfully, was attacked verbally for my lack of professional knowledge, but (in the opinion of my interviewer(s)) held my cool & didn't resort to tears or physical violence.
Job's in the bag.
Hope you won't be offended if I steal your jokes!
PS Big Time Wannabe - good luck with your job hunting!
[This message has been edited by Kiltie (edited 09 March 2001).]
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Baby camel says to daddy camel. "dad, why have I got 2 humps?"
"Well son, when you're in the DESERT, it helps to store water."
"Why have I got long eyelashes?
"Well, son when you're in the DESERT it keeps the sand out of your eyes.
"Why am I this gold colour?
"Well, son when you're in the DESERT, it helps blend in with the sand and anything that might want to eat you from seeing you.
"Oh, right. The DESERT. Not much F**k**g good when I'm stuck behind bars in London ZOO, IS IT!
"Well son, when you're in the DESERT, it helps to store water."
"Why have I got long eyelashes?
"Well, son when you're in the DESERT it keeps the sand out of your eyes.
"Why am I this gold colour?
"Well, son when you're in the DESERT, it helps blend in with the sand and anything that might want to eat you from seeing you.
"Oh, right. The DESERT. Not much F**k**g good when I'm stuck behind bars in London ZOO, IS IT!
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at air alantique whilst flying g-hart got the "you must have a sense of humour here... tell me something funny" routine.
Decided a joke was too risky... racial, political, sexist etc etc etc.
Told him the story of a few day earlier when my mate had tried to take a dump whilst standing on a wall, pants down shirt up. shat in his pants that were by his ankles and then fell off the wall into stinging nettles.
that was my idea of funny.
of course.... we were very, very drunk
Decided a joke was too risky... racial, political, sexist etc etc etc.
Told him the story of a few day earlier when my mate had tried to take a dump whilst standing on a wall, pants down shirt up. shat in his pants that were by his ankles and then fell off the wall into stinging nettles.
that was my idea of funny.
of course.... we were very, very drunk
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Duck goes into a bar
Says to the barman Have u got any bread
Barmans say no
Duck: Have u got any bread
Barman No I just told u that
Duck: Have u got any bread
Barman: No I keep saying that
Duck: Have u got any break
Barman: Look if u don't stop asking me, I going to nail your beak to the bar
Duck: Have u got any nails
Barman: No
Duck: Have u got any bread then
A tune walks in a bar, the barman goes OI U BANNED GET OUT
5 minutes later a Lockett walks into the bar orders a drink and then tells the barmans" I saw a depressed tune outside, says u banned him what he d wrong"
Barman "Yeah he barred, that Tune is totally menthol"
Brain and jumplead go into bar, barman says oi u do I ain;t servin ya, they go why, Barman says One of u off ya head, and the other looks like he going to start something
Says to the barman Have u got any bread
Barmans say no
Duck: Have u got any bread
Barman No I just told u that
Duck: Have u got any bread
Barman: No I keep saying that
Duck: Have u got any break
Barman: Look if u don't stop asking me, I going to nail your beak to the bar
Duck: Have u got any nails
Barman: No
Duck: Have u got any bread then
A tune walks in a bar, the barman goes OI U BANNED GET OUT
5 minutes later a Lockett walks into the bar orders a drink and then tells the barmans" I saw a depressed tune outside, says u banned him what he d wrong"
Barman "Yeah he barred, that Tune is totally menthol"
Brain and jumplead go into bar, barman says oi u do I ain;t servin ya, they go why, Barman says One of u off ya head, and the other looks like he going to start something
