can i do it

[Spotty Oik]

i am 15 yr old livin in da uk ennit n wanna be a pilott wen i grow up like,.,.
duz it matta tht i got jus got dun by tha polece fer nickin me mams mota n doin sum joy ridin like ? i rekon i ave wotit takes n cant w8 to get flieing cuz i no me a gud boy deep darn.wot advise can u guys give? duz it mata dat i smoked weed at weendz..?>
l8rz

[Whirlygig]

Stop being a wind-up merchant.

Cheers

Whirls

[Deano777]

It doesn't matter at all, infact what you stated is indeed the bare minumum requirements

[AdamC]

When you go to your interview with an airline they require you to be stoned and drunk out of your face, to the extend you cannot stand up! - They also require you take enough "gear" to share around everybody in the building - That will certainly guarentee you a job with your chosen airline!

[RingwaySam]

I'm sure if you rob a few more motors and sell them off you could pay for you're PPL in no time!

[long_final]

is dis da tower?, is you there like? Dis is G-ASBO, is we cleared for da landin like mate or wot like?

hmmm, doesnt quite go does it. Nonetheless, dont give up on your dream squire - I hope to sit alongside you in a flightdeck someday.

[AdamC]

Yoyo golf asbo de wind iz calm m8 runway woteva u wnt cleared to land init m8! de gnd controla w8in 4 ya call blud she r a chavette n ded fit m8!

[captain_rossco]

At last, some real talent, the above are damn near pre-requisites for any potential aviator. !



Good for you.

CR

[Pilot_in_the_making]

i am 15 yr old livin in da uk ennit

Oh dear, a little brat with nothing better to do and a sense of humer, at least the whole time he is on this forum winding people up he isn't out stabbing people or mugging old ladies for drugs and alcohol money!

I always thought that it was spelled 'init' but maybe I'm wrong!

I'm sure the CAA would love to give a drunk, stoned, car thieving 15 year old an Air Transport Pilots Licence. It would be interesting to see if BAA will gave you an airside pass to actually get to the aircraft in the first place!

If you want to become a pilot, I suggest you work on your English skills as they will probably let you down. I'm sure a few more wrecked cars, numerous narcotics, vast amount of alcohol and an asbo are pre-requsites to apply for an airline pilots job!

Apart from that, yo is got a wiked life ahed of yoz n da aviation industry man, init!!!!!

[Spotty Oik]

Respek 4 da advise guise.

Juss got ma ol deer 2 fone oxford n startin deesemba now.,,. ryunair seem intrestd like they rekon i cud get a job sortin there planze out as 1st offiser. wickid!

[Finals19]

Yo Spotty...you iz gonna be dahn tite wiv dem lo kos...you jus nied 2 frunt up sum reddies innit... wiv yer street kool 'tude an yer gangsta tawk you iz set fer manergement bruvva...

Respek homie.....

(LMAO!)

[Spotty Oik]

Yeah yeah yeah - reassuring to know that *most* of you saw through this silly ole wind up!

Makes you wonder sometimes when you read these pages though. Imagine in 20 years time - the PA announcements could be interesting....

"Wazzup pax, me is gonna fly yers to a sunny country innit, sit back n chill whilst we cruise big style"

Spotty Oik.

[L A James]

What was the point in that, exactly, Oik?

L A

[BigAl's]

Who cares, it was mildly amusing, not to mention the welcome return of the under used term "Oik".

Al

[Spotty Oik]

I thought the use of 'Oik' would give the game away actually BigAl's!

The point? Errr... I was bored?

It is no defence, I know, however, I suppose we could use this moment to just say that complacency ergo boredom has been responsible for many an accident involving pilot error over the years!!

[AdamC]

I thought it was rather amusing, nothing wrong with having a bit of a joke.

"oi bruv we av a maydai we r avin a bit rave up ere init n i fnk i nokd da fuel cutoff switch o dear!!!"

[L A James]

Don't get me wrong, it was amusing and a nice change from the norm.

Oik - are you already registered under a different name then?

L A

[Pilot_in_the_making]

PA announcement

Oi brovaz, I iz 'n' next level s**t 'n' herez. I iz dropped me reefa 'n' wez gota phat bonfire herez man! Jump down dem wikid slides bro!