I was laying waste to an unfortunate village, and infecting dangerous minds with all sorts of un-Christian thoughts when I came across a rumour network that I determined to perfectly suit my purposes of increasing my power through spreading false rumour.

With this in mind I intend to take over the planet - what other communties do you know of that worship false idols so greatly. Mines a Yak-666.

Apologies to BlokeNoLongerInAn... sorry, it's the gag that keep on giving. You musta seen that... :}