Scottish airspace

[Frightened nose gear]

There is a rumor that if the yes vote wins you will be shot down by a haggis if you venture into Scottish airspace without clearance...........

[Lone_Ranger]

No doubt Tossed at you by a highly trained Scottish Air Farce Tosser

[Fox Four]

No doubt the tossers will be using SAMs. Salmon Armed Missiles.

[coldair]

Or they'll force you to do a 180 by screeching bagpipes on 121.5

[Sleeve Wing]

That'll be Home Rule for Mull, then ! So we can all still nip around the outside to Glenforsa, to enjoy the delights provided by Brendan and Alison, without the attentions of a misguided SNP banshee.

[Mariner9]

Well at least we can claim fuel drawback should Scotland go foreign.

Scant reward to the cost of the breakup and the economic turmoil it will inevitably bring to us all but at least its something to look forward to

[tmmorris]

Interesting idea about the drawback. What would be the shortest trip across the border and back?

[Frightened nose gear]

Not long now before haggis production is in the hands of the military.

[cats_five]

It's a big NO. We are saved from haggis-infested airspace.

[Jan Olieslagers]

Don't be too sure. The only change is that shootings will now be by the Gaelic State insurgents. Not really an improvement, I should think.