Think before you dress before you fly
 

On my last flight was a woman, old enough to know better, who had chosen to wear a comfortable one piece outfit fastened up the back.

Her husband had to undo it before she went to the toilet and she came out clasping it to her chest while he refastened it.

I bet there are a few men too that forget to dress for comfort and practicality.

And there you were wishing she was too young to know any better :E

Move the zip? Either side or the front.

Parabellum, I didn't check that closely, but it could have evenbbeen clips or buttons.

a proper gentlemen would have pushed the husband aside to help with the zip by cycling it :)

Maybe she was playing hard to get, and had stopped oiling her zips.

Now THERE'S a euphamism.

I thought this was going to be a variation of the old joke about the aircraft being involved in an accident, in which the lady was thrown clear, knocked out, but still alive - until someone turned her head round by 180 degrees...

I think the original version was a motorcyclist wearing his raincoat backwards, to keep the rain out.

Perhaps she wanted him to go with her to undo the zips but he wasn't up to the game!!

Could it have been a Freudian Zip ?

Thank you Danny42C, I think that caps it very well and I'll now zip this thread. :p