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Old 5th Dec 2017, 20:46
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Think before you dress before you fly

On my last flight was a woman, old enough to know better, who had chosen to wear a comfortable one piece outfit fastened up the back.

Her husband had to undo it before she went to the toilet and she came out clasping it to her chest while he refastened it.

I bet there are a few men too that forget to dress for comfort and practicality.
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 22:22
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Move the zip? Either side or the front.
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 10:34
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Parabellum, I didn't check that closely, but it could have evenbbeen clips or buttons.
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 13:49
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a proper gentlemen would have pushed the husband aside to help with the zip by cycling it
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 16:15
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Maybe she was playing hard to get, and had stopped oiling her zips.
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Now THERE'S a euphamism.
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Old 7th Dec 2017, 19:01
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I thought this was going to be a variation of the old joke about the aircraft being involved in an accident, in which the lady was thrown clear, knocked out, but still alive - until someone turned her head round by 180 degrees...

I think the original version was a motorcyclist wearing his raincoat backwards, to keep the rain out.
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Old 24th Dec 2017, 11:05
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Perhaps she wanted him to go with her to undo the zips but he wasn't up to the game!!
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Old 24th Dec 2017, 11:51
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Could it have been a Freudian Zip ?
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Old 24th Dec 2017, 12:29
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Thank you Danny42C, I think that caps it very well and I'll now zip this thread.
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