Ouch!
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Ouch!
This is mainly for a slight comical value but whilst you are chuckling to yourself, you have to feel sorry for this guy.
i was just heading out with the load sheet when a man came running up asking to get on the flight. I said no as there wasnt time (10 mins before departure) and his reply was (best one i have ever heard)
"I cut my testicle off and was in hostpital getting it sewed back on"
.....well try and keep a straight face while he is saying that?!
still, you have to feel sorry for him
i was just heading out with the load sheet when a man came running up asking to get on the flight. I said no as there wasnt time (10 mins before departure) and his reply was (best one i have ever heard)
"I cut my testicle off and was in hostpital getting it sewed back on"
.....well try and keep a straight face while he is saying that?!
still, you have to feel sorry for him
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Being the proud owner of a vasectomy scar ( actually two, but who's counting ) your late passenger was obviously full of sh1t as "running" was absolutely the last thing on my mind (OK, the second last thing 
) for about 3 days after the surgery 
Whooaahh!!
) for about 3 days after the surgery Whooaahh!!
Aisle seat, please.
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Aaargh.
I was once bounced off a flight from Bamako to Abidjan in West Africa. This was more than a little worrying because I had a large growth appearing where your pax said he didn't have anything. The hospital facilities in Bamako leave a lot to be desired, but Abidjan is pretty good and I had an appointment to get my naught bits checked out the following afternoon.
The next morning I turned up for the flight I'd been rebooked on and was turned down again. So I looked very pained (wasn't difficult), while the friend who'd driven me to the airport took the check in person on one side and explained in graphic detail why I had to be on that flight. Ah, the power of male bonding! I was checked in and ushered through to the lounge in record time - feeling, it has to be said, pretty embarassed (and sore).
For the record, I had a bit of fluid retention or something that cured itself after a couple of months - but it was scarey!
I was once bounced off a flight from Bamako to Abidjan in West Africa. This was more than a little worrying because I had a large growth appearing where your pax said he didn't have anything. The hospital facilities in Bamako leave a lot to be desired, but Abidjan is pretty good and I had an appointment to get my naught bits checked out the following afternoon.
The next morning I turned up for the flight I'd been rebooked on and was turned down again. So I looked very pained (wasn't difficult), while the friend who'd driven me to the airport took the check in person on one side and explained in graphic detail why I had to be on that flight. Ah, the power of male bonding! I was checked in and ushered through to the lounge in record time - feeling, it has to be said, pretty embarassed (and sore).
For the record, I had a bit of fluid retention or something that cured itself after a couple of months - but it was scarey!
