Weekend fun: Info from another world ...

[PAXboy]

... from the Cruise world.

A company that develop and sell cruises have listed some of the pax complaints that they were unable to respond to:

• A couple complained about the boat not waiting for them to finish their sight-seeing - despite them leaving the captain a note.
• A man complained about not getting "an impressive tan" and being unable to swim in the pool each day while on a trip round...Alaska.
• One woman, having seen Take That star Gary Barlow had been on her ship on an earlier trip, demanded an explanation as to why the singer was not on her voyage.
• A woman complained about the loudness of the sea, said she had not been able to sleep well on her Mediterranean cruise. She demanded cabins be "better sound-proofed against the sounds of the sea".
• Another female traveller, having booked an inside cabin, also complained - this time about not having a view of the sea. She asked for a window to be installed.
• A woman travelling with a company called Celebrity Cruises asked for a refund as there were "no celebrities on board".
• A Yorkshire couple wanted compensation after forking out "a lot more money than planned" on staff tips due to the excellent service.
• Bonvoyage.co.uk cruise development manager Steph Curtin said: "From time to time we come across a few quirky complaints that we can do little to help. I'm afraid we can't be held responsible for the sea being too loud or the lack of celebrities on board."

So our CC have something in common with those working on Cruise ships: PAX

[Gulfstreamaviator]

whats unreasonable about any of those complaints

Turning the boat into a movie set: Posiden or Titanic.
An outbreak of a new strain of a contagious bacteria.
The inability to ensure any powerplans operate.
The inability to understand that BIG boats can sometimes be BIG problems.

but then I am a bit picky too.